TREEHOUSE WHO'S WHO 4

Is that Marcel Duchamp over there? No, it's Rose! Famous lust object for the entire state of Israel Rose has only just recovered from the trauma of being the object of affection for Ivan (see under "I"...only joking!). Like the cat who walks under a painters ladder and accidentally gets a white skunk stripe down it's back & is then pursued by the insanely amorous Pepe Le Peu, Rose tried every ploy to get rid of the idiot until, Jack Lemmon-style, he removed his wig & said "Look, I'm a man!"
("Nobody's perfect."). His regular Treehouse icon (see Forum) endears him to everyone 'cos it looks like Del Boy's wife in the throes of something peculiar and sexual. He is distinguished by a high quality threshold to his postings, which are usually very funny and occasionally quite waspish, which is always good.

1. All Time Favourite TV Programme - The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin. Leonard Rossiter, John Barron and Geoffrey Palmer are superb throughout 3 series.
2. Favourite Football Team - Watford - used to be my local team (actually Wealdstone used to be my local team, when Vinnie Jones and Stuart Pearce played for them). Watched Watford weekly (or weakly?) from about 1981 as they rose up the leagues, until about 1989, when other things began to take up my time.
3. Dan was best on - Either Morning Edition on Radio 5 or Talk Sport with Danny Kelly.
4. Favourite Sweet - Twix - I like 2 fingers at once...
5. Favourite Crisp - Not strictly a crisp, but I'm into Jumbo Rice Crackers at the moment.
6. Real Occupation - Graphic Designer - working in a London design agency - hence not much postage from me during the day, as I'm far too busy designing something which will be either ignored or thrown away unread.
7. Celebrity you most resemble - 20 years ago it was Damian from Brookside. 10 years ago it was Dean Cain. Now it's looking more like Les Dawson.
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - NTWICTH Vol 1 featured my choice as The Smiths - What Difference does
   it Make? If I was to have something a little more chipper it would be
   Lemon Jelly - Pushy, which starts "I don't like people much - I get
   on better with animals". Although not stated in the lyrics, I think
   they're talking about dogs in hats.
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - Being Ivan's fancy-piece for a while was interesting. I wonder if he ever did watch 'The Crying Game'.

Little Known Fact - Rose came from humble farming stock but achieved worldwide fame in 1991 by being the first person to win the Herts. and District Table Tennis Championship in both the Men's and the Women's singles.

Self-nominated Monarch of the Democratic People's Shire of Berkshire, RB is also our very own Air Bass Guitar Player. Loves Sunsets and wrestling baguettes from Debbie McGee. AKA Panzer Duster.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Too many to choose, I'll say 'Blackadder Goes Forth' for now, but by tea-time it'll probably be 'Life on Earth' by David Attenborough, or perhaps 'Thunderbirds'.
2. Favourite Football Team - Crystal Palace, and despite medical care I'm told it's incurable.
3. Dan was best on - Baker & Kelly...turmoil, sweet turmoil.
4. Favourite Sweet - Kit-Kat, even though they are now made under the banner of the disgusting Nestle world domination corporation. If only I could resist...
5. Favourite Crisp - Cheese & Onion, damn them...
6. Occupation - I test software for money, though this hardly counts as a real
   occupation.
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Kevin Whately, I am told, though whether he counts as a celebrity is debatable.
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - It's Too Late, Carole King - pure pop at its best
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - Too much coffee has been inadvertently spilt over my keyboard in fits of laughing to be able to give a single memory, though Wyleu's rather disgusting attempts to keep up our liquid intake during those 'dark times' come immediately to mind.

Little Known Fact - Royal Berk is really Julio Inglesias, and posts from a gondola on the Thames Estuary.

Like Martin Luther-King, Shaqun Asongoo has a dream. Unlike Martin
Luther-King, this dream involves lesbians and the world's first cream cake
theme park. Thankfully, though, Shaq keeps us full updated with his nightly
imaginings and can be relied upon for a pithy aside here, a funny
ejaculation there. It would be unkind to refer to him as a gnarled veteran
of the Treehouse but also accurate. Nevertheless he is, to our great
fortune, always any good. Reknowned for his desire to shag anything and everything that moves, especially those women in the 'older' bracket.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - The Singing Detective
2. Favourite Football Team - Reading FC
3. Dan Best On - R5, early '90s, no contest.
4. Favourite Sweet- Wagon Wheels
5. Favourite Crisp- Walkers Plain
6. Occupation- Shipping Company Director ( and part-owner, Christ knows
   how I ever managed that ! )
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - A ravaged and balding Donny Osmond (according to the GLW )
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Powderfinger ( Live), Neil Young
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - Historically I suppose the great schism, but currently got to be Gussie's wonderful Hit Parade spoof

Little Known Fact on Shaq - He would Nanna, watch him.

The treehouse James Randi. No rumour, hoax or tall tale is safe from his jewellers eyepiece scrutiny. Keen Leicester City fan and contributor to square-eyed gogglebox nostalgia site TV Cream. One of the few (whisper it) double boarders.

Little Known Fact - Is heavier than this time last year (according to his wife), and the ceiling needs painting.

Naturalist,TV executive and a poster of wit and style. So much talent in one person, it's a shame that his posts are so rare these days. Possibly alone on the Board in not wishing Middlesboro FC any ill fortune.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Twin Peaks
2. Favourite Football Team - Middlesbrough
3. Dan was best on - Radio1/R5 - with Kelly
4. Favourite Sweet - Pontefract Cakes
5. Favourite Crisp - Walkers Salt & Vinegar
6. Occupation - IT Manager
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble? - A young Randy Quaid!
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - "Mayor Of Simpleton" XTC
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - Cool Sites or Marcus' thread about "his clown" pre-split, can't think of one off the top of my head post-split but there's been a few that have literally had me in tears of laughter, usually involving Macca, Shaq, Grape and Der Kaiser.

Little Known Fact - Sir David Attenborough lives with fourteen ex pg tips monkeys on the isle of white, happy as larry.

Unlike the previous 2001 Smudgeboy's this one seems to be sticking around. Season after season a solid performer.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - If I'm only allowed one, it's got to be The West Wing. But NYPD Blue, Sopranos and Blackadder aren't far behind. Neither is Roobarb and Custard, if we're dealing in dark secrets.
2. Favourite Football Team - Charlton Athletic - the mighty MIGHTY Addicks!
3. Dan was best on -Viagra! Oh, sorry, probably when he and Grooverider did their thang, I can't remember where and when that was (I'm quite old!)
4. Favourite Sweet - Ah well, you see you have to distinguish between your basic flavours - fruity and chocolate (two of the three basic food groups, the other being ice cream, you understand). I am a bit of a sucker for Cadbury's Bournville Plain chocolate, but it's also VERY reckless to put me within reaching distance of jelly beans - but old-stylee ones, not those stupid Jelly-Belly ones with the flavours like "Snail and Asparagus".
5. Favourite Crisp - Sadly, I'm a Walkers Ready Salted man.
6. Occupation - work in marketing for a well-known motoring breakdown assistance company. No, not them, the other ones, in orange.
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Mr Blobby
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Probably "Easter Theatre" off XTC's 1999 album "Apple Venus Volume 1".
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse -Blimey! Honestly don't know, I tend to memorise funny instances, although for pure impact, I suppose it would have to be Joe Public's diaries during his battle with cancer. I'm still very moved by that whole thing.

Little Known Fact - Smudgeboy2002 can run the 100mtrs in 54 seconds, with his shoelaces tied together.

Named after a character from the Clangers, soupdragon will only respond to people who speak via the medium of swanny whistle. A man of few words, but boy, when he posts, actual words are used. His most memorable posts have been, his contributions to the Grand Prix threads, including, "yes, please" and "go on then" among many others.

Soup can be condensed quite easily. It is simply a case of taking the original broth and reducing it down through a secret process known only to the Campbell family and Andy Warhol. Soup Dragons can also be condensed through the well known cartoon process of dropping an Acme 100 Ton weight on them. Condensed soup is very popular throughout the known world. Condensed Soup Dragon is popular only on the Treehouse, the more condensed the better !

1. All time Faveourite TV Programme - Simpsons
2. Favourite Football Team - Arsenal
3. Dan was best on - Pets Win Prizes (Talksport really)
4. Favourite Sweet - Black American Hard Gums
5. Favourite Crisp - Smiths Bovril flavour
6. Occupation - Finance Director
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Anyone tall, thin, balding and psychotic - so let's say Johnny Depp
   Your track on the Treehouse CD - Hmmm - Depends on my mood - at the moment - Jesus Built My Hotrod - Ministry
8. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - has to be some of the revelations in the Sunday night chatroom - I'm sworn to secrecy but "pink swimming pool" may mean something to someone !!!

Little Known Fact - Soupdragon lives in the driptray of Jeremy Beadle's
fridge.

Taxi! You want conveyance at a premium cost? Spud's you're man.
A fully paid up Toon fanatic,which is a shame.

1. All time Faveourite TV Programme - Phoenix Nights
2. Favourite Football Team - NUFC
3. Dan was best on - 606
4. Favourite Sweet - cream egg
5. Favourite Crisp - Quentin
6. Occupation - Taxi Driver
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Bella Emberg
   Your track on the Treehouse CD - I Love You You Big Dummy (by Magazine)
8. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - Thursday night is Phoenix Night
   1 2 3 4
   

A legend. Alcoholic godmother of the Treehouse, and lover of Marcus McMark.
The little girl who was first to say that the emperor had no clothes on. Suffered vile abuse for this from people who should have known better. Found true love on a liferaft. Co-starred in the first treehouse romance and the most entertaining holiday of the year. A would-be chatroom matchmaker who spreads joy wherever she goes. Fond of gin. Oh yes, and she has some cats.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Food and Drink, well not the food
2. Football Team/Sport - Drinking contests
3. Dan was best on - Pints Win Prizes
4. Favourite Sweet - Any liqueur chocolate
5. Favourite Crisp - Those in the little bowls on the bar
6. Occupation - Part-time Wine Taster
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Joanna Lumley in AbFab
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - L'il Old Wine Drinker Me
9. What has been your highlight or favourite thread ever on the
   Treehouse? -Meeting someone who pays his round!

Little Known Fact - A girl, with knockers, but then have n't we all.

TeeBee or not TeeBee, that is the question, as Shakespeare once said. And as Eric Morecambe said rather more often, there's no answer to that. Of course, penicillin thankfully put paid to most TB years ago, but you'd still be well advised to wear a vest and scarf when it's chilly out, even now.

Little Known Fact - Founder of the Cyril Lord carpet empire under his real name (Cyril Lord,of course).Navigated and mapped the north west passage during 1994 ,only to discover that the Cabot brothers had beaten him to it by a mere 200 years.Once found a discarded Harry Secombe "Highway" book in a bus stop and nursed it back to full health over a period of seven months.Can recite from memory the chapter titles from "The Wind In The Willows" - in Mandarin!

The Punmaster General. If someone were to post a thread entitled
"I've Discovered Life On Mars" you can guarantee that FOCH would be along within five minuted with a couple of pages of chocolate and Bowie related puns.
A Treehouse stalwart and a good man to have with you in a tight corner.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Blakes 7
2. Favourite Football Team - Chelsea
3. Dan was best on - Morning Edition.
4. Favourite Sweet - Peanut Butter M&M's. Not available here, just in the USA.
5. Favourite Crisp - Prawn Cocktail.
6. Occupation - Engineery type general dogsbody for a chemical company.
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - A bald Feargal Sharkey.
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Thunder Road.
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - Barry White and Seven Dwarfes

Little Known Fact - The 5 oclock Hero is the thinking womans Johnny Vegas.

Has only one purpose in life: to get DB on to Radio 2. If and when he achieves his aim he is programmed to self-destruct. Also plies his trade on the Radio London website where he is known by his alias "Lady Boil de Spudswell". His glw is Mrs. Billie Evans.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - The Sweeney
2. Favourite Football Team - (Whisper) Don't like football (Shhh!!)
3. Dan was best on - Radio One
4. Favourite Sweet - Maltesers
5. Favourite Crisp - Salt & Vinegar
6. Occupation - BBC
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Simon Mayo once mistook me
   for Paul McKenna. (I now hate both of them!)
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Todd Rundgren - I Saw The Light
9. What has been your highlight or favourite thread ever on the
   Treehouse? - Anything Radio 2 related!

Little Known Fact - Toastinabowl is half man, half golfbag. Cleans his ears with an old bar towel.

After a little more than one year registered Tom celebrated his 1000th post as Licensee of the Treehouse's own Christmas Pub The Holly and Punn. Averages 2.5 posts a day, most of them any good.

1. All Time Favourite TV Programme - Dukes of Hazzard
2. Favourite Football Team - I have no interest in Football. Formula 1 is my vice, and I support David Coulthard / McLaren
3. Dan was best on - BBC London - listen to it every day
4. Favourite Sweet - Refreshers
5. Favourite Crisp - Walkers cheese and Onion.
6. Real Occupation - Finance / IT. I manage a large Oracle database
7. Celebrity you most resemble - Years ago I was told I looked a little like
   Tom Cruise
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - Something by the
   Beatles
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - When it reopened.
   I thought it had gone for good.

Little known Fact - Excluded from the 1990 Winter Olympics when it was discovered that his luge was made entirely from Weetabix.

Another Notts Treehouser. If you don't know what his name means, it's short for "Tremendous Birthday Parties" - just give him a call and he'll put you on the guest list. Free drink, dancing girls, hats and streamers, he'll let you know when and where to turn up. Perhaps one of the most generous Treehousers of them all - it won't cost you a penny for the night of your life!

The Treehouse's own Mr Magoo. Forest Fanatic Trembirth's Girlfriend once taught Emille (Lionheart) Heskey. Present at more Weddings than Interflora, keep an eye out for his new book "My life with Frank Beacham".

1. Your all time favourite TV Programme - Absolutely, anything that makes me laugh is always a good programme.
2. Your favourite Football or Sporting Team - Nottingham Forest
3. Dan was best on - Radio 1 as letting Dan play the music he likes adds something to his shows. Nothing will ever beat Gordon's bow tie though!
4. Your favourite Sweet - Texan Bars
5. Your favourite Crisp - Only eat Salt and Vinegar
6. Your real Occupation - Recently started my own web design company.
7. Celebrity you most resemble - When I visited China, one of the local guides told me I looked like a Canadian musician who is a celebrity over there but we never did find out who it was (The Chinese call him Tarzo)
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - That's a tough one though at the moment it's probably "Kite" by U2.
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - It seems like I've been on the board for years, first appearing as -originally enough - Ian T on the old, old board. I even remember the first post from a barber (who lived in Leeds at the time). So much of it has been so good but Marcus' World Cup Diaries probably wins (but only just)

Little Known Fact - Started the "Pokemon" and "Digimon" crazes following a trip to the Far East in 1996.Now a multi-millionaire playboy who splits his time between Tokyo,London and Ostend.Always on the look out for the next big thing,currently has high hopes for a trading card game based on the hairstyles of Lee Sharpe.Always properly turned out on the big occasion,once won "Best In Breed" at Cruft's by accident.Ambition :"to catch time in a bottle".

A little known fact about Trevd is that he was born and bread in Brooklyn and is the long lost brother of MikeD of the Beastie Boys. He can often be found prowling the streets of Westcliff-on-sea, stealing VW signs from the front of cars outside the casino. Also, a voice of reason on the subject of greedy music retailers giving the labels a bad name. Probably the only Treehouser who has had a slanging match with Pavarotti`s agent.

1. All Time Favourite TV Programme - The Soprano's.
2. Favourite Football Team - West Ham.
3. Dan was best on - Morning Edition
4. Favourite Sweet - Kit Kat
5. Favourite Crisp - Quentin
6. Real Occupation - Publisher
7. Celebrity you most resemble - Richard Gere (you can verify this with those treehousers who have met me such as LindN/ Richard or Kev)
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - Little Feat - Long Distance Love
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - Marcus tales from America / Thommo v`s Tony the Cheese.

Little known Fact - Made a scale model of a matchstick from Milan Cathedral as part of the 1994 Children In Need appeal.

When the Eagles first sang "There's a new kid in town", little did they know their own skills in prophecy. For, lo, Vincent eased himself into a fresh pair of punderpants and sallied forth to do battle with the established names in the play-on-words game. Currently more than holding his own in exalted company, Vincent is by no means a one-trick punning pony. Far from it - he likes cricket and football, too. As for the name, your first guess was right - he's originally from the Mysterious East. Essex, if we're going to be tediously precise. Holds an Olympic medal for punning the 400 metres.

1. All time favourite TV Show - Has to be Fawlty Towes
2. Favourite Football Team - Southend United
3. Dan was best on - Baker & Kelly United / Upfront
4. Favourite Sweet - Crunchie
5. Favourite Crisp - Worcester Sauce
6. Real Occupation - Run a travel business and dabble on E-Bay.
7. What Celebrity you most resemble - I've been told I look like Alec Baldwin. This is clearly on an extremely rare day.
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Counting Crows and Round Here
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - The Grand Parade of Dogs in Hats.

Little Known Fact - The mild mannered,horn rim spectacle wearing man that you see before you today was,at one time,feared and reviled throughout the blotting paper industry.Born of humble stock in a distant land,his fondness for the good things in life meant that at the age of sixteen he already weighed in at an impressive 19 stone.Despite this he was the Middlesex and Area Under 21 deck quoits champion for three successive years.Favourite Record : "Green Door" by Shakey - "because I've got a green door on my house."

One of the north of the border brigade, a keen eye for the absurdity of modern life makes Virgil's posts a mixture of the bizarre and the observational. Favourite colour :blue. Takes his tag from the name of Woody Allen's character in 'Take The Money And Run.'

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Seinfeld
2. Favourite Football Team - Celtic FC
3. Dan was best on - Radio 1 on Saturdays and Sundays, circa 1993-94 was my introduction (up North we've had precious little to choose from)
4. Favourite Sweet - Strawberry bon-bons
5. Favourite Crisp - Walkers Lamb and Mint
6. Occupation - Lawyer
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Robert De Niro (it has been said!)
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Uncertain Smile' by The The
9. What has been your highlight or favourite thread ever on the Treehouse - Too many really, but Fink-Nottle's hit parade currently floats my boat.

Little Known Fact - Virgil sits on a pile of paint tins to reach the computer. Stangely, he has three arms.

Unlike Donald Becker a man of infinite sagacity and wit, although a passion for Rugy League could be counted against him. A genuine Old School Treehouser,he remembers when it was all black & white around here. Favourite Band? Have a guess! Oh and he once shagged the Voderman!

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - West Wing
2. Favourite Football Team - Wigan Athletic
3. Dan was best on - Radio 5
4. Favourite Sweet - A Mars please
5. Favourite Crisp - Cheese n Onion
6. Occupation - IT Director
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Bill Beaumont
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Home At Last / S Dan (natch !)
9. What has been your highlight or favourite thread ever on the
   Treehouse - Marcus/ Marks holiday diary

Little Known Fact - Walter Fagen is a childstar, appeared on Junior Showtime in drag, and The tomorrow people, in drag.

Ah! Squeeze loving Walt. Takes his unusual Username from the minor character in Kevin Smith films (Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma etc.) who usually is limited to adding an emphatic "Tell 'em SteveDave!" after SteveDave has said something profound. Surely the only Treehouser who has been given a "Glasgow Kiss" by a Sheep! Like Mr Rossi has an affection for cuddly toys, in this case Mr Ted, a cashmere teddy. Lent Captain Sensible a fiver at a Damned Gig in London.

1. All Time Favourite TV Programme - The Clangers, just about the first thing I can remember watching on a regular basis, I still find it calming.
2. Favourite Football Team - TNS Llansantffraid and the Miami Dolphins
3. Dan was best on - Morning Edition.
4. Favourite Sweet - Coconut Mushrooms
5. Favourite Crisp - Louisiana Hot Sauce Kettle Tortillas
6. Real Occupation - Currently working nights for Royal Mail, soon to be a trainee teacher.
7. Celebrity you most resemble - Gilson Lavis from the back of the Cool for Cats LP.
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - A World That Passed Me By - Chris Difford
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - Finding it in the first place, it's been a joy ever since.

Little Known Fact - For a school project,once made a fully working model of the Disneyland monorail - the resulting power surge blacked out three counties for over an hour.

Named after the Norse God of Blacksmithing and a Neolithic burial chamber, but don't let his smart name fool you - he's just as daft as the rest of us.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - The Mark Thomas Comedy Product.
2. Favourite Football Team - Colchester United.
3. Dan was best on - Be it Win Lose Or Draw, Danny Baker After All,606,Talk Radio,even Terry and Gaby, Ijust cannot decide.So Radio 5 it is.
4. Favourite Sweet - Rolos nyum nyum.
5. Favourite Crisp - Cream and cheesy nik naks.
6. Occupation - I am a Process Technician for an injection moulding company(sounds a bit Tomorrows World,actually means I set up machines to make asthma inhaling devices.)
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Keith Gillespie,apparently?
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - 'No hard shoulder to cry on' by Julian Cope.Never before have i seen so much of myself in one song.
9. What has been your highlight or favourite thread ever on the Treehouse - The moment that andy oafc declared the local moggies had held their cat shitting seminar on his front lawn.This will me make me crease up for many moons to come.

Little Known Fact - : Octogenarian book seller and part time drug baron,Wayland actually came to this country in his early forties having jumped ship from a tramp steamer bound for Uganda,where his parents were sending him to save themselves from further embarrassment.Adopting the stage name "Peter Glaze" became a minor cult figure during the sixties and seventies before disappearing once more following an altercation with The Human League during the filming of the "Crackerjack" 1981 Christmas special.Raises armadillos "for their vital juices".Favourite Book : "Delia's Christmas"

Treehouse naturalist and published author, knows more about the fauna
of this land than David Attenborough. Probably because he's eaten
most of them. Having lived off the land as a nature-boy type as a
youth, has settled down to a life of cosy, suburban domesticity; the
wife, the chimnea, a couple of squirrels on the barbie and an insane
priapic dog. An all-round good egg, with a nice line in rebutting
anti-Romani nonsense.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - The Young Ones
2. Favourite Football Team - Anything called England or Great Britain.
3. Dan was best on - 606
4. Favourite Sweet - Whole Nut chocolate, straight from the freezer.
5. Favourite Crisp - Cheese and onion, but only if I'm not being unfeasibly attractive to the laydeez and that.
6. Occupation - Magazine editor / contributor.
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - A Supersize John Virgo.
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Lou Reed's 'Walk On The Wild Side'.
9. What has been your highlight or favourite thread ever on the Treehouse - Waaaaaay too many great ones for me to pick a favourite, although Kara's 'Rational Expectations In Macro-Economics' one was extremely stimulating.*
   
   *I may be taking the piss.

Little Known Fact - Before he learnt calligraphy, Wordbender was once voted Time
magazine's "Most Illegible Bachelor".

A vintner by trade who, during the great void, was pivotal in refreshing those clambering aboard the liferaft. A former confirmed bachelor he was finally ensnared by the gorgeous pouting Celia, the mother of his two adorable
wyleu-ettes. Drinks his own piss.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Ace of Wands
2. Favourite Football Team - Wolverhampton Wanderers
3. Dan was best on - Radio 5 Breakfast Show except when he dumped me for naming a duff ELP track :(
4. Favourite Sweet - Brian Connelly
5. Favourite Crisp - Cheese and Onion
6. Occupation - Software Consultant.
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Jack Nicholson. I'm told I don't see it and I think it probably dates back 10 years now.
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Lucky Man ELP
9. What has been your highlight or favourite thread ever on the Treehouse - Football chants

Little Known Fact - Wyleu has an appointment with the Doctor at 3pm next Tuesday.