TREEHOUSE WHO'S WHO 2

Treehouse Mastermind, Former Bouncer for Leo Sayer, friend of Colin Hendry and Sam Fox and founder of the Matthew Kelly Abomination Society, Don Qualisher got his unusual moniker after the term of endearments given to Blackpool fans by the followers of Preston North End - Donkey Lashers.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - NYPD Blue
2. Favourite Football Team - Blackpool
3. Dan was best on - Radio 1,the only time I remember hearing him regularly
4. Favourite Sweet - Galaxy Counters, Or expensive Belgian Chocolate
5. Favourite Crisp - Sensations Sweet Thai Chilli,mmmmm
6. Occupation - Sales Admin for a flooring wholesaler
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - I'm told somewhere between George Clooney and Michael Barrymore!
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - True Faith, New Order or Crazier,Gary Numan.
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - Its got to be the Queen Mother Thread. Being on the evening shift, so to speak, I usually miss out on the day to day shenanigans on here, it was a pleasure to be involved on that one. Her death will always remind me of the Treehouse! How strange.
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Little Known Fact - Don Quilasher is a lottery winner. £1.6m. Owns a racehorse named whipthetwat.

The good Dr takes his TH name from the Ronnie Barker semi-silent film
'Futtock's End'. Although he's never watched any of the Godfather films, Gone With The Wind or The Sound Of Music, nor owned a single Beatles recording, DF is a nevertheless erudite Poster who won the coveted "Thread of the Week" Award after only a short time on the Forum.

1. All Time Favourite TV Programme - Brass Eye
2. Favourite Football or Sporting Team - Wigan RLFC
3. Dan was best on - Baker & Kelly Upfront
4. Favourite Sweet - Haribo Sour Mix
5. Favourite Crisp - Pringles Sour Cream & Onion
6. Real Occupation - Music Publisher
7. Celebrity you most resemble - Richard Dreyfus
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - The Nits - There From Here
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - The recent Capricorn One observation about Dubya's visit to Iraq was
   a good'un.

Little Known Fact - Broke into the Vision On Studios as a kid and pissed on the Gallery.

Famously attended Crabstock (foolish) with his wife (careless). Both survived. In reality a Pat Nevin look-alike. His regular Treehouse avatar (see Forum) reminds you of everything you hate about soft rock.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - The Simpsons
2. Favourite Football Team -The Mighty Foxes
3. Dan was best on - Radio 5 Breakfast Show
4. Favourite Sweet -Wig Wam Bam (cause of the ace dance)
5. Favourite Crisp - Walkers (obviously) Ready Salted
6. Occupation - Account handler/sales for print, promo + clothing zzzzz
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - 50% Tony Blair 50% Hugh Grant apparently
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - This Charming Man - The Mighty Smiths
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - The build up and participation in Crabstock. Making my mounted pound for CJ to give to Moonsafari in New York, both pre split I'm afraid but special to me.

Little Known Fact - Fabio is a professional cow-juggler and drinker of dwarf urine.

Teesside's finest bass player, and number one Jeremy Spake look-alike, guitar playing fenderbender is one of the all round good guys of the Treehouse dispensing wit and wisdom by the bucketload. He looks like both Keith from the Office and Roland off of Grange Hill but it is advised that this is not mentioned to his face. Like Gibraltar, he is a rock on which so much is built, although unlike Gibraltar we are not trying to offload him on to the Spanish - yet.
Oh and he can identify the age of a Fender guitar by the serial number on the control pots!

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Simpsons
2. Favourite Football Team - Leeds (sigh)
3. Dan was best on - The 2 Dans on Talk Radio
4. Favourite Sweet - Fruit & Nut
5. Favourite Crisp - Seabrooks Prawn Cocktail
6. Occupation - Civil Servant
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - David Ginola (ok, ok Phil Jupitus)
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Pride & Joy by Stevie Ray Vaughan
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - Highlight may be a bit dodgy. It was the way everybody rallied round after the split, it made me realise that I was in the company of genuinely good folk.

Little Known Fact - Fenderbender fights fridges and washing machines for drink money.

Geordie genius, with an astounding punning ability. Never fails to amuse with his weekly run down of the current Top Ten. Username is taken from Wodehouse, the more orthodox, less amusing version of "Spink-bottle",

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads
2. Favourite Football Team - Newcastle United
3. Dan was best on - Talk Radio
4. Favourite Sweet - Plain Bounty
5. Favourite Crisp - Cheese Doritos
6. Occupation - Clerk
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Harry Potter
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Ice T and 99 Problems
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - Marcus's World Cup diaries

Little Known Fact - Fink Nottle was a Japanese prisoner of war in Blyth, never went yem. Feet still bound from childhood.

From the sunny banks of the Mersey to your home via the magic of the interweb.
Takes the prize for the most inventive creation of a Username on the Forum, from a story that Adam Duritz (singer from the Counting Crows) was a Gnome murderer.

1. All Time Favourite TV Programme - Always a tough one this. I tend to change my mind on a weekly basis, but I'll go for Blackadder. All of them. Except for the first series and that bloody awful millennium special.
2. Favourite Football Team - Liverpool FC
3. Dan was best on - Talk Sport
4. Favourite Sweet - Fruit gums
5. Favourite Crisp - Smiths Bovril flavour. Can you still get them? They were great. Especially when dipped, briefly, in milk.
6. Real Occupation - I work for a company that processes work for banks. Yes, it is as boring as it sounds. We like to make lots of cock-ups just to keep it interesting.
7. Celebrity you most resemble - A thinner, less foppish, more speccy version of Lord Althorp (pronounced Althrop). Or so I'm told. I can't see it myself.
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - Miami by Counting Crows. Starts off quiet and builds to quite a crescendo. Work of genius from Adam and the boys.
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - I don't feel I've been around long enough to fairly select one. However, I love the way people can put on the most obscure question or request and at least one Treehouser will know the answer or be able to help. And anytime MBE says "Leave it".

Little Known Fact - Supplements his income by working as a Bernard Breslaw look a like.

Metal fixings on garage forecourts are one of Grape's many obsessions. An erudite and entertaining poster, especially for an Arsenal supporter.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Probably Red Dwarf, as its the programme I've watched most often on video. Close second West Wing.
2. Favourite Football Team - The same as all right minded people. Arsenal.
3. Dan was best on - I like his footy shows most, so probably his TalkSport shows with Danny Kelly.
4. Favourite Sweet - Mint Aeros
5. Favourite Crisp - Walkers Prawn Cocktail.
6. Occupation - IT Systems Administrator
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - I do bear a close resemblance for one of the 20th centurys most popular celebrities. Sadly it's Mr Blobby.
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Brand New Friend by Lloyd Cole and The Commotions.
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - This is even harder to answer than the TV one. The closest I've been to being unable to type due to hysteria was this years 'interactive' thread while the Eurovision Song Contest was on.

Little Known Fact - Grape is the lovechild of David Vine and Pip from Great Expectations.

After 20 years at V & A as technical manager, Grockle left to be Handyman (surely something to do with going to School with Tommy " I live in Hackney " Walsh?). Grockle is both West Country slang for a tourist and was a Dragon in a cartoon-strip in the Dandy eons ago - Danny and his Grockle.

1. All Time Favourite TV Programme - Auf Wiedersehen Pet
2. Favourite Football Team- Chelsea
3. Dan was best on - Radio
4. Favourite Sweet - Taggarts brother
5. Favourite Crisp - Quentin
6. Real Occupation - Sawdust maker, some say Carpenter
7. Celebrity you most resemble - Rowan Atkinson (Really)
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - Handyman by James Taylor
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - Not getting a tumbleweed after my first post

Little Known Fact - Attempted to make his fortune by not underestimating how stupid people can be.Discovered that not all old adages are necessarily true.

1. All Time Favourite TV Programme - The Simpsons
2. Favourite Football Team- Chelsea United
3. Dan was best on - BBC London (Saturdays & The Breakfast show)
4. Favourite Sweet - Dolly Mixture
5. Favourite Crisp - Sour Cream & Onion Pringles
6. Real Occupation - Man in Nightclub/bar who plays 'hit' records one after the other/bum
7. Celebrity you most resemble - Bruce Lee (I've been told)
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - My Blue Heaven by Fats Domino
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - The Whole Damn Thing

Hulk Hogan and his kettle of fish,
A recepticle for seafood that isn't a dish,
Owned by a wrestler-turned-failed-actor star,
And a damned nice bloke, how lucky we are.

Little Known Fact - Hulk Hogan AKHOF was the last man to be arrested for
whistling on a Tuesday, before the law was foolishly abandoned.

Sometimes known as The CBX!, Pope Carpet and most recently Kaiser CBX after his successful annexation of the Sudetenland (or Sarfen' in the original Anglo-Saxon) into Greater Prussia. This strategic triumph was recognised on Danny Baker's BBC London radio dog & pony show, so it's official.

Inspiral, or that mouthy bugger as he's affectionately known by his more northerly fans, lists his hobbies (well, fanaticisms really) as Hitler, obscure Corckernee lower & non-league football teams that nobody else has heard of, protecting the historic right to hunt down "liberals" with dogs, actually not-that-bad-especially-since-he-binned-the-bowl-cut Clint Boon based musical outings, Eva Braun and the continued USE OF CAPITALS IN ALL WRITTEN COMMUNICATION! (WITH SPECIAL DISPENSATION FOR GENEROUS USE OF THE EXCLAMATION MARK!)

All joking aside, he's the closest thing we have to the oaken heart of the Treehouse. He's generous, wears his heart on sleeve and notably sincere in pretty much every posting he's made on the TH. The very definition of a top bloke and would no doubt win a poll amongst us all on being the chap most likely to stand his round.

PS. And he's trouser-wettingly funny - usually when he's trying to be
serious.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Moonlighting
2. Favourite Football Team - Southend United
3. Dan was best on - Talk Radio
4. Favourite Sweet - Lemon and Liquorice boiled sweets
5. Favourite Crisp - Salt 'n' Vinegar Pringles
6. Occupation - Banker (not merchant!)
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Rick Mayall, appaerently...
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Barenaked Ladies - Alcohol
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse -Queen Mother dead thread
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Little Known Fact -Inspiral once described fondly by his junior school teacher as "a fu**ing nightmare twat of a kid"