TREEHOUSE WHO'S WHO

Probably the most northerly of our members, Alex regularly breaks the ice and snow from his PC to post from Aberdeen. His twin obsessions are Aberdeen FC and losing obscene amounts of money in The Leaf & Punt. Famously escaped the Whitby Moot by claiming he lived closer to Norway! Probably the only Treehouser who can claim to have seen Louise Redknapp, Gail Porter and Danni Minogue in various states of undress. During work experience at a local Radio station in the late 80's introduced Luke Goss to the joys of Coke.

1. Favourite TV Programme - Auf Wiedersein Pet.
   First and Second series. Not a massive fan of the new
   up to date ones.
2. Favourite Football team - Aberdeen of course, still
   the only Scottish Club to win 2 European Trophies.
3. Dan was best on - Talk Radio with Danny Kelly. As a non-London
   resident this was the most regular and sustained series of programmes I listened to.
4. Favourite Sweet - Dark Chocolate Bounty (the ones in the red
   wrapper). None of your milk chocolate for me thank you very much.
5. Favourite Crisp - Wheat Crispies (Tomato Flavour)
6. Occupation - Administrator (highly dull but pays the bills)
   Always wanted to be a fireman but Beef and Beer shapes
   a man.
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Chris Moyles. Dead ringer.
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Favourite track of all time is Clint Blacks 'Bad Goodbye' if thats any use.
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - Tough one, we have many memorable moments in our little treehouse. Best moment for me was when Michael Buffer (ring announcer) and his management threatened to sue Andrews ass for infringing his copyright or something. Funny and rather bizarre.

Little Known Fact - Runs an international jewellery smuggling cartel (after 6 and at weekends only).

Man of mystery and an inspiration to many whenever his frail fingers alight upon the keyboard. His haiku-like posting style whilst unintentional had a certain innate beauty. When not playing a very mean game of chess he loves nothing more than to curl up with a mint Kitkat and Bob Dylan whilst wearing his Luton Town scarf. Which as a house-husband he has plenty of time for. Indeed, Bob Dylan said of Alias: "All I know about music and poetry I owe to this man". Alias is believed to be in his 90s, although all official documents relating to his early life disappeared in a mysterious fire at his Hampton Court home. His football career was tragically cut short in a bizarre own goal incident during the 1934 cup final between Luton and Oldham. Rumoured to also enjoy mint Aeros, Jack Daniels and obscure folk music. Is probably a bit scruffy.

Little Known Fact - Alias sleeps in the park, uses a laptop as a pillow.

Aka Rooter, the grand old gent of Treehousedom, this fellow can spot a joke a mile of. The main loser in the split, but has recovered with great grace and humour to regain the title of Oldest Person in the Treehouse.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - The Simpsons
2. Favourite Football Team - Oldham AFC
3. Dan was best on - 606
4. Favourite Sweet - er.let me think now....I believe it was a counter type thing....but from another galaxy
5. Favourite Crisp - ooooh,cheese and onion.
6. Occupation - Shop Owner. It's a bit like Reggie Perrin's Grot shop except with a disturbing lack of quality. If you really want to know,we sell cards, candles, flowers, pictures, wind chimes, teddies, scented oils, vases, African stuff, etc.AND IT'S ONLY THREE MINUTES FROM THIS CINEMA !!!! and a myriad of extremely tasteful items at rock bottom prices,most of which go unappreciated by the dozy burghers of the North west who won't be happy until the world is one giant Poundland.
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - 40% Paul Merton,40%Kenny Clements (ex Man City player)and 20% a slapped arse.
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Dylan Tangled up in Blue.
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - The Alex Ferguson diaries

Little Known Fact - Andyoafc made his first girlfriend from fairy liquid bottles and playdough.

Our resident wordie, Mr Sauce is a bible on all things Newcastle United related, as well as author of a particularly funny website. We look forward to his novel
"I'm being sued by NUFC" being released this year.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - The Simpsons
2. Favourite Football Team - Newcastle United
3. Dan was best on - Baker & Kelly
4. Favourite Sweet - Ten pence mixtures - fizzy Cola bottles etc.
5. Favourite Crisp- Pickled onion monster munch
6. Occupation - Writer
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Unfortunately, the now-retired channel 4 tv puppet 'Pob'
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Otis Redding 'Hard To Handle'
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - Too many, but Marcus's Secret Diary of Alex Ferguson springs to mind

Little Known Fact - Apple Sauce once killed a man for giving him the wrong chinese meal.

By day a transporter of the worldy possessions of others. By night one of the few men to have read "Focault's Pendulum" and understood it. Noted epicure and imbiber of fine ales. Username relates to an Appletree smuggling incident many moons ago. That said, ATJ's main claim to fame is the night he spent quizzing John Martyn's daughter (his mate's then g/f) on her Father's obscure tunings, while totally ignoring his own date at the time.

1. Favourite TV Programme - Mary Mungo and Midge.
2. Favourite Football team - If I did support football, I'd support Kingstonians.
   However, I don't.
3. Dan was best on - I loved the GLR weekends when you had Dan, Chris Morris and Chris Evans.
4. Favourite Sweet - A Brown Derby in the Wimpy circa 1975.
5. Favourite Crisp - Bacon fries.
6. Occupation - Removalist.
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Difficult. Some Danny Kelly possibly.
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Tangled up in Blue. Dylan.
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - LSG's "What I did today."

Little Known Fact - Once cycled the entire length of the Embankment while whistling selections from the lesser works of Ralph McTell.

One of the youngest members at a mere 23 years old, Arpster (standing for someone who Anally Rapes, although he doesn't of course) is the Sex God of the Treehouse. His infamous "Should I lay of should or go" thread asked for advice on whether or not to shag a nympho who wanted his body even though he'd been celibate for 2 years and was holding out. He did of course and his testicles deflated from the one-eared spacehopper that they previously were. The ill-fated relationship with the nympho ended as he again asked whether to go for a different nympho who he had been secretly eyeing for a number of years but saw solely as a friend. Of course, he shagged her too. In "real life" a resident of The Original Shithole in Tyne & Wear, Arpster is studying for a PHD and is a friend of serial wanker T-Bird.

Like a Spinal Tap album cover, Washinton's very own Arpster is sexy rather than sexist. This spunky young lothario can be found regularly ploughing his way through nymph after nymph after nymph. And, bless his heart, he has the decency to spill the beans all over the Treehouse the morning after the night before. A true gentleman, and not to be confused with Alan Hanson.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Train Now Departing (celebrating 20 years since the end of steam trains back in 1988)
2. Favourite Football Team -Newcastle United FC, FC, FC
3. Dan was best on - I only really got into him on Talk Radio, so I'd have to say that.
4. Favourite Sweet - Revels
5. Favourite Crisp - Smith's Bacon Fries.
6. Occupation - I'm a PhD student, studying 'geomatics'!
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Robin Asquith (so I'm told), but not for looks. I can't think of anyone I look like, although I resembled ex-Aston Villa striker Tommy Johnson when I was younger.
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Cemetary Gates - The Smiths
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - I obviously enjoyed a threads entitled "The Joy of Sex" and "Should I Lay or Should I Go?" immensely.

Little Known Fact - Arpster is linebacker for the Washington Foreskins. Has two penises.

Owner of the wacky double thumbs aloft animated avatar. Phenomenal posting record, some of them even make sense. Never less than entertaining though.

1. All Time Favourite TV Programme - The Prisoner
2. Favourite Football Team - Chelsea
3. Dan was best on - Danny Baker After All (BBC1)
4. Favourite Sweet - Lovehearts
5. Favourite Crisp - Salt 'n' Shake
6. Occupation - Editor
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - George Best (now, not then)
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Bird On A Wire by Leonard Cohen
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - Treehousers you'd like to be.

Little Known Fact - Anagram of Roger Defualt, and Fat Turtle Dog.

Another of the legion of Scottish posters. Once changed his name by deed poll to Johnny and moved into a house called "Southside". Project abandoned when everyone insisted on calling him Johnny Southside.

1. All Time Favourite TV Programme - Larry Sanders Show
2. Favourite Football Team - Glasgow Rangers
3. Dan was best on - Radio 1
4. Favourite Sweet - Caramac Bars
5. Favourite Crisp - Salt 'n' Vinegar
6. Occupation - Engineering Industry Greasemonkey
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - I've been told I look like a balding Steve Ovett
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Anything by Southside Johnny
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - Finding the place to begin with and Dogs Wearing Hats(I'm easily amused)

Little Known fact - Can cause beer to disappear leaving only the bottles behind, using only his mouth.

What is there more to say about this Treehouse Legend?
Gardener, chef, soul afficionado, Nottingham's own renaissance man. Always stuffing his face with fancy vittles and rivalling the 5 O Clock Hero as the Pun king, BC is a self-confessed Italian food lover whom everybody turns to for gardening advice and supporter of his beloved Notts County. Drives to work in Leeds everyday where he's an IT consultant at some godforsaken hour and is oft ridiculed for doing so. Barry is also Chairman of the Treehouse Badminton Committee & suffers migraines. Resides in lunatic asylum. You dont have to be mad to live here....

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - MP'sFC
2. Favourite Football Team - Notts County
3. Dan was best on - 606
4. Favourite Sweet - Vanilla panna cotta
5. Favourite Crisp - Kettle
6. Occupation - IT Consultant in the credit card industry
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - If they look like me they won't be a celebrity
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - A fat boy can cry - JJ Jackson
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - Marcus's secret identity revealed

Little Known Fact - Barry Chuckle still points at walls, and walks on planes.

Turnip-munching, smock-wearing bumpkin BennyBoy Gummidge is the
treehouse's rural correspondent. Runs a local yokel TV station in his
spare time. Posts high-quality funny stuff without working blue, a
rare commodity in an age awash with filth.

1. All Time Favourite TV Programme - Vic Reeves Big Night Out
2. Favourite Football or Sporting Team - Hereford United
3. Dan was best on - Everything he's ever been on (including Pets Win Prizes)
4. Favourite Sweet - Dairy Milk
5. Favourite Crisp - Steak McCoys
6. Real Occupation - Somat or other in HR
7. Celebrity you most resemble - David Platt aka the Glenrick Pilchard
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - Common People by Pulp
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - Loads of great stuff, but I'm a sucker for Mickeyboys Moviequizes.

Little Known Fact - As a baby, Benny was abandoned on a building site and was
raised by cranes.

The slap headed round fella who sold all his possesions including his grandma's ashes to up sticks and get away from the ghetto that is South East London and move to sunny Devon to live life by the sea laughing at old men in shorts,socks and sandals and old dears racing there Shopmobility scooters along the prom. Married with a grand total of 58 kids and 31 pets,he decided that working for a living was too much like hard work so sent Mrs BBR out to earn the crust,whilst he sat at home and scanned the interweb for loose women to exchange photos with. A down to earth poster who manages to tell all of us more or less everything that goes wrong in his busy busy life....and sometimes the good bits too. Was once threatened at school by a certain Mr LushAttic who invaded the school with his 'rough' friends and tried to take over the running of it.

"Get a life!" That is one thing that could never be shouted at BigBaldyRoy. Roy , very much has a life, and the tales of his everyday family life in tranquil Devon are
a constant joy, (and a worry, to be honest ) to us all. Is to be played in the forthcoming Treehouse movie by Phil Mitchell off of Eastenders. Roy 's hobbies include dunking biscuits in orange juice. His beloved wife shares this bizarre hobby of inserting unusual things into beverages, but instead uses mobile phones and hot tea.

1. All Time Favourite TV Programme - Space 1999
2. Favourite Football or Sporting Team - West Ham
3. Dan was best on - Only ever heard him properly on London 94.9 
4. Favourite Sweet - King size mars before they turned it into a big milky way 
5. Favourite Crisp - Prawn Cocktail 
6. Real Occupation - House Hubby,although have been a milkman,postman and a baker to name a few
7. Celebrity you most resemble - Peter Kay on Max and Paddy
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - What do I know about music....I like Dido!
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - Too many to mention,every day is a gem

Little Known Fact - BigBaldyRoy, is in fact a skinny, long-haired hippy
called Trevor.

AKA Fridge Fudger or Dick Thrust. His regular Treehouse Username however relates to a childhood love of watching Aeroplanes fly past the school window (school was near an airport). Allergic to Mushrooms and penicillin, Biggles is a self-confessed Pub Quiz Expert but apparently has never been to a Pop or Rock Concert. His Treehouse claim to fame was announcing his upcoming nuptials on the Forum.

1. All Time Favourite TV Programme? - HIGNFY
2. Favourite Football or Sporting Team - Brazilian Ladies beach volleyball
   (nyum, nyum!)
3. Dan was best on - Christmas Stamp
4. Favourite Sweet - lemon meringue pie & custard, or treacle sponge &
   custard
5. Favourite Crisp - Cheese & Onion
6. Real Occupation - computer programmer
7. Celebrity you most resemble - Charles Laughton as Quasimodo
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - New England,
   Kirsty McColl
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - The ongoing
   adventures of Arpster

Little Known Fact - Dotty the Ring-tailed Lemur from Animal Magic was actually invented by Biggles as a favour for his Uncle Johnny Morris.

The Treehouse Oracle. A hybrid of John McCririck, Paul Gambaccini and Peter Ustinov and bloody good bloke too. Oh and he's a West Ham fan too but you can't have everything!

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Seinfeld
2. Favourite Football Team - West Ham United
3. Dan was best on - Radio 1
4. Favourite Sweet - Rhubarb and custard
5. Favourite Crisp - Steak McCoys
6. Occupation - Bon viveur & cultural commentator
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Danny Baker (it's true!)
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - The Clash
   "White Man (In Hammersmith Palais" Punk rock, reggae, politics and social comment - a perfect record
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - There are literally dozens of highlights - the best of all though was finding the place in the first instance.

Little Known Fact - Bill Dukenfield wrote the scripts for Jacques Cousteau's underwater adventures.

Bill travels the globe in the course of his high-flying career and desperately scans the Treehouse every day to keep himself sane. Which must be a bit of a worry for all those who care about him. A gentleman and a gentle man, he is by no means as argumentative as his moniker might suggest. Unusually amongst Treehousers, he has taken very little care over his choice of name and was actually christened William Igerent. Has admitted to 'GAA' tendencies in the past, but now only "Hurls" abuse.

Little Known Fact - You'd think that given the family name,Mr.& Mrs.Igerent would have had more sense,wouldn't you ?Little is known about the murky past of this transatlantic gadfly,although Inspectors Bond and Brooking of the Yard are still keen to interview him concerning the disappearance of the priceless Jerome Boogers.When not idling his days away on his private yacht enjoys nothing more than challenging complete strangers to a 100m.dash.Still yet to win one.Favourite album : "The Nolans sing the Roger Whittaker Songbook".

1. Your all time favourite TV Programme - Hill St Blues but currently being challenged by Law & Order SVU.
2. Your favourite Football or Sporting Team - West Ham
3. Dan was best on - Only ever listened to him on BBC London so I'll have to say his current gig.
4. Your favourite Sweet - Mint Aero
5. Your favourite Crisp - Walkers Thai thingy.
6. Your real Occupation - IT Consultant
7. Celebrity you most resemble - Larry Mullen on a bad day (that's his bad day not mine).
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - There is a light, The Smiths. Pure class from beginning to end.
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - The Ivan stuff before I joined. The Joe P threads brought a lump to the throat and quite a lot of Mr OAFC's posts make me laugh out loud and frighten the children. All round good stuff.

Another of the Chelsea Mafia that are so omnipresent on the board these days. Clings to his caricature avatar like a ferret enjoying his lunch. A strident individualist never afraid to fly in the face of fashion.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Match of the Day (on the basis that I've always enjoyed watching it for the last 30+ years)
2. Favourite Football Team - Chelsea (born within 4 miles of Stamford Bridge
3. Dan was best on - Sorry but I love Dan in all forms, whereever he is and whatever he does
4. Favourite Sweet - Guylian Belgium Seashell chocolates
5. Favourite Crisp - Good ol' Cheese & Onion
6. Occupation - Bank official
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Some say Billy Crystal
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Led Zeppelin's Achilles Last Stand
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - Your very own 'Treehouse is sued' thread - when the good people at McPherson & Kalmansohn pitched up to sue you for infringement of Michael Buffer's intellectual property.
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This staunch Liverpool supporter was one of the first posters to the Treehouse Mark 1 and remains one of the most popular Posters to date.

Little Known Fact - Scouse with a mouse they call him. He's fast and he's furious.

Born in Blackpool, brought up in Blackburn, Educated in Clitheroe, Living in York and Married in Bridlington I am working my way across the country from West to East.  I expect to be buried on the Dogger Bank.  Married with wife, children and cats (one of which after whom I am named) my hobbies are football, eating obscene amounts of food, putting on weight and going grey.  Constantly trying, and failing, to explain the Treehouse to female friends who shake their heads and pity my wife. A renown God-botherer I am currently half way through writing a 12 volume history of New Testament eschatology with references to the life, works and witness of St Anselm, St John Chrystosome and Half Man Half Biscuit.  Indeed a recent audience with the Archbishop of Canterbury ended in scandal after his Grace was heard to say "shut up about the f*king Treehouse already" after I pestered him if he thought Fink-nottle was funny and if he knew who Marcus really was.

After the scandal died down he settled in as a much respected Treehouser and starter of various interminable threads not least that one about cricket and that one about spods. In his spare time (9-5) he loafs about at the council taxpayers expense.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - A Very Peculiar Practice
2. Favourite Football Team - Liverpool with my adoptive York City a sad second.
3. Dan was best on - R 5 with Danny Kelly
4. Favourite Sweet - Peanut M&Ms.  Or Munchies, them's good.
5. Favourite Crisp - Picked onion.  There's little that cannot be improved without the addition of picked onion flavoured powder.
6. Occupation - Computer Jock and Tonkinese cat wrangler
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Stuart Maconie is the usual one
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - It's a cliche but it's The Smiths 'How Soon is Now'.
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - Treehouse Kitchen for me.  Treehouse and food.  What's not to like?

Little Known Fact -Boris finished fourth in the inaugural Miss Yorkshire Pie Eater of the Year contest.

Dole-wallah. Spends all day listening to 45s by beat groups instead of cycling his way back to full employment. The Treehouse Music Officianado. Owns more CD's than you'd care to swing a stick at & is almost always the instigator of the "What's on your CD Player/Gramaphone..etc threads that are so prevalent & enjoyed by all. This man has done more for music than the time Elvis Presley invented the electric guitar. Brilleaux is a veritable ambassador for the collective musical taste of the Treehouse. He's also a part-time hard-case, and can be counted on to protect the Treehouse from crazed invaders like a mother lion protecting her cubs. Named after a member of one his favourite bands (Dr Feelgood), Chelsea supporting Brilleaux is the fella that will slate or admire your musical taste in equal proportions. Play that funky music, Brilleaux.

1. All Time Favourite TV Programme - Cheers
2. Favourite Football Team - Chelsea
3. Dan was best on - Everything (Radio London/Talk Sport/Radio 5
4. Favourite Sweet - Reece's Peanut Butter Cup
5. Favourite Crisp - Kettles Crushed Black Pepper
6. Real Occupation - Journalist
7. Celebrity you most resemble - Matthew Harding
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - Is That All There Is by Peggy Lee
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - Oooh....Marcus' Alex Ferguson diaries

Little Known Fact - The Gordonstown Bully. Complete with stripey shirt and darts.

Four eyed beardy weirdy with lanky son who has the misfortune to follow the fates of The Bee's of Brentford. A schoolteacher by trade, is oft ridiculed by 8 year olds when said bees lose. Surely the only Treehouser to list a Ondar Album as one of their all time favourites. An Athletics Coach who has never seen a Rambo, Rocky or Godfather film. Long-term contributor of audio material to the Treehouse.

1. All Time Favourite TV Programme - Buffy (sad old bugger response)
2. Favourite Football Team - Brentford (until we go bust)
3. Dan was best on - 606
4. Favourite Sweet - Banana Split chews
5. Favourite Crisp - Toffee Crisp
6. Real Occupation - Teacher (Primary)
7. Celebrity you most resemble - The Yorkshire Ripper (so I'm told)
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - Nagasaki Jeeves & Wooster or Mamou Two Step from Heaven's Gate soundtrack
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - Just the existence of the treehouse

Little Known Fact - Due to a childhood trauma unable to pronounce the word "panda" or wear black and white clothing. Still banned from Whipsnade zoo.

One of the two posters who wish it was Fields around here. An "eccentric" posting style can not disguise Cuthbert's boundless enthusiasm for football "as it should be played". Recruited by the Dark Forces but banished for daring to have an opinion.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - The Munsters
2. Favourite Football Team - Glasgow Rangers
3. Dan was best on - Morning Edition
4. Favourite Sweet - Cough Candy
5. Favourite Crisp - Smiths Tomato Sauce Flavour
6. Occupation - Incorporated Civil Engineer
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Fred Gwynne
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - The First Picture of You (The Lotus Eaters)
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - Too many!

Little Known Fact - Cuthbert coined the phrase "listen darlin, if i want a blowjob, i'll do it meself".

The Treehouse's very own permanent commentator has the heart of a lion in the body of a mouse. One of the board's more prolific posters, DM can be relied on to cut another Treehouser down to size with just the briefest of comments. Sharper than Oscar Wilde, smarter than James Bond and more loyal than Timmy from the Famous Five, he truly is the greatest secret agent in the world.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Auf Wiedersehen, pet
2. Favourite Football Team - Tottenham Hotspur
3. Dan was best on - Morning Edition/Any Baker & Kelly production
4. Favourite Sweet - Sherbet Lemons
5. Favourite Crisp - Wotsits
6. Occupation - Programmer
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Todd Carty
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - This should really be Fenders but Guitar Man/Elvis Presley
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - Well all the Danny sound files obviously but thread wise it would be Dr Sloan's Easter Bonnet competition

Little Known Fact - Dangermouse is a one-eyed rodent who once chased me in a dream when I was having a tooth out.

The good Doctor is a recent arrival, but already he rivals Macca for his PPS and wit. He possesses a sharp mind, dry wit and highly amusing powers of invention. Despite these handicaps he has fitted in well in the Treehouse where he is known to all and sundry as 'that one who used to have Dick Van Dyke as his avatar before he changed it.' Hail, like all good things, from Yorkshire. Like many other Treehousers wants to become a writer. Works opposite a brothel. Unabashed Sheffield Wednesday supporter. In his spare time, the doctor judges Easter bonnet competitions and talks about Space Monkeys. A lot. The stories of nudity in the student flats always kept us amused. The most underworked temp in the land.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Lexx, and I don't care, either.
2. Favourite Football Team - The Owls
3. Dan was best on - Radio One
4. Favourite Sweet - The big Malteaser you get in Celebrations
5. Favourite Crisp- Salt and Vinegar
6. Occupation - Office temp
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Dave Gorman
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds & The Curse of Millhaven
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - Shaqoo Asongoo's dream diaries.

Little Known Fact - Dr Sloan is a Foot fetishist, and onetime music hall singer named Charlie Twatfinger.

Looking for the last Jethro Tull fan not institutionalised or subject to a preservation order ? Here's one. Username is a reference to the Jimi Hendrix. track "First Rays of the New Rising Sun". Claims to be employed improving the intelligence of the nation's youth. Actually a spy.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Phoenix Nights
2. Favourite Football Team - Leicester City
3. Dan was best on - 606
4. Favourite Sweet - Cadburys Whole Nut
5. Favourite Crisp - Tyrrells Traditional Cheddar Cheese
6. Real Occupation - Primary School Teacher
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Judge for yourselves, see avatar above.
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Life's A Long Song by Jethro Tull
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - Mark & Katt in Sri Lanka.

Little Known Fact - Actually a spy.

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