TREEHOUSE WHO'S WHO 3

aka "the 'cut and paste cucumber' king." Not everyone's cup of tea, to use a totally inadequate phrase, but I like him in a "runt of the litter" way that probably isn't healthy. Has been known to mail filth to Treehousers he mistakenly believes to be women. Didn't mail filth to me, which is a blessing, I suppose. Hasn't posted for quite a while so looks like he's gone, not so much a flounce, more of an ooze.

Ivan is a complete [edited by Webbo] and a total [edited by Webbo].
His posts never fail to amuse himself.

1. All Time Favourite TV Programme - Are you being served?
2. Favourite Football Team - Manchester United, Arsenal,Macabi Tel Aviv
3. Dan was best on - Don't know
4. Favourite Sweet - Cadbury's Chocolates.
5. Favourite Crisp - Bisli (Israeli)
6. Occupation - Manager of Engineering Firm (Family)
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Pepe
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Brown Girl in the ring by Boney M
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse -Sending Rose naked picture of sexyredhead.

Little Known Fact - Ivan always has his eyes shut, and tongue out to type, and only uses his thumbs.

A Research and Development Scientist who hates Respect" by Aretha Franklin, Motor Racing, Rap and Nicholas Cage and loves Prog. Rock Band IQ. Was on 15-1several years back and finished the first round as joint top scorer. However In the second round......................... First crush Marie Osmond circa 1971 after that, Lindsay Wagner. Bedroom walls once adorned by Posters of Kate Bush, Marvel superheroes (various), Electric Light Orchestra and Genesis. On the ceiling, a rarely glimpsed rendezvous between the USS Enterprise and a Lancaster bomber. Looks like 50% Alan Bates, 50% Charles Bronson (the film person, not the convict - Magnificent 7 era).

May be said to blow hot and cold and a bit of blusterer if truth be told, but we love him here at the Treehouse - especially when the summer's at its hottest. Little could Sir Frank Whittle, inventor of the jet engine, have known that Jetfan would be one of the unintended consequences of his fertile mind, but we got him all the same.

1. All Time Favourite TV Programme - Hill Street Blues (for the moment anyway)
2. Favourite Football Team - Following the GLW's lead, we suffer along with West Brom.
3. Dan was best on - Radio 1/GLR on Saturday mornings (I missed the Radio 5 era, unfortunately).
4. Favourite Sweet - Bar of plain chocolate (dull but true)
5. Favourite Crisp - I am partial to plain Pringles (also dull but true).
6. Occupation - Biochemist
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - A younger Gerry Adams (not really a celeb. but (in)famous nonetheless).
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Help! (The Beatles original of course)
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - Not a thread as such, but the highlight was the various threads resurrecting the Treehouse, from the Lifeboat onwards; these were a triumph of optimism in such a depressing era.

Little Known Fact - Took his username from his almost overwhelming love of the Paul McCartney song.Creator of the long running "Andy Capp" cartoon strip.During the late nineties was romantically linked to a succession of European Princesses,however,each liaison in turn fizzled out as they were unable to share his enthusiasm for crab paste and honey sandwiches.Now lives alone on the Island of Jura with only his signed Lesley Judd poster for company.

'Whitey', as he is known to both his friends, has brought a much needed mix of slavish adherence to New Labour dogma and slavish adherence to New Labour dogma to the Treehouse. Known for his catchphrase 'It's right because Tony says so', Whitey also likes Suede and will bang on about this when prompted, and when not prompted. Midlands based hater of anyone with an indoor toilet, JM is known around the Treehouse as a man of great integrity. With an in depth love and knowledge of all things political, jM will often be found arguing with Macca over such matters as the political significance of John Prescott's choice of tie. Combined with a love of Nottingham Forest , JM's posts are known for being erudite and well argued. Starting in his new career, JM is looking forward to explaining to impressionable 14 year olds, why the entire capitalist system was hatched at a secret meeting between Armitage Shanks and Twyfords. Becoming a teacher now. Yes, be scared.

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Little Known Fact - JM has Tony Blair's personal mobile number in locations 1-9 in his own phones speed dial.

Get your dictionary. Look up "hero". That's a picture of Joe you're looking at. Never has a nom-de-Treehouse been better selected. An ordinary Joe who's behaving in an extraordinary manner. Big fan of the life & times of Factory Records, Manchester and pre-Beat Generation novels. Also rivals Mike Jefferies as the Treehouse's own Alan Whicker, listing Vegas, Gambia, Senegal, West Africa, Mauritania and Guinea as places he's been in 2003. A dedicated Football fan who thought nothing of flying out for the Weekend to watch Senegal take on Gambia in a Africa Nations Cup grudge match!

Postscript - Joe Public lost his courageous battle against Cancer on October 8, 2004. A sadly missed member of our family - RIP Joe.

1. Favourite TV Programme - The Prisoner, but currently CSI (Vegas version)
2. Favourite Football Team - Liverpool (I grew up in the Keegan/ Dalglish years)
3. Dan was best on - 606
4. Favourite Sweet - Pacers
5. Favourite Crisp - Walkers Beef & Onion
6. Real Occupation - General Manager of a company that owns and operates cellular sites.
7. Celebrity you most resemble - Huw Edwards the BBC newsreader, although I like to think I'll age to look like Gil Grissom of CSI.
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - Decades by Joy Division
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - Too many good memories over the last six months of being a fully-fledged member. But my preference is for those fast moving office-hour punathons when I can imagine ten or twenty of us Treehousers across the UK, abandoning our
   work and spending time to think up nonsense for each other.

Little Known Fact - Joe Public invented the Mouse Plectrum.

Diligent, versatile and compassionate. These are three adjectives he knows. Claims to know lots more. Fan of both the film Brighton Rock and Samba Music.

1. All Time Favourite TV Programme - Grange Hill, particularly the marvellous 'Gonch & Robbie' years of the mid to late eighties. Oh, and Newsnight and University Challenge, to make me sound all clever like.
2. Favourite Football or Sporting Team - Gillingham FC, Lancashire County Cricket Club.
3. Dan was best on - Talk Sport with Danny Kelly.
4. Favourite Sweet - As a nipper, flying saucers. These days I've moved up in the world and can treat myself to as many bags of lovely liquorice allsorts as I can shovel into my mouth.
5. Favourite Crisp - Anything cheap. Space Raiders, Tasty Toms, all those little bags full of over-flavoured maize snacks. Nyum nyum nyum.
6. Real Occupation - Admin monkey.
7. Celebrity you most resemble - 60% Danny Murphy, 20% Wallace from Wallace & Grommit. Form a queue, ladies.
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - Theme from Ghostbusters - Ray Parker Jnr.
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - Most of Macca's ramblings, anything from Marcus/Mark and Arpster's incredible love life. In fact it's all been good, I love everyone and everything.

Little Known Fact - Single handedly saved the Highland Crow from extinction by harbouring a mating pair in his airing cupboard for seven years.

Knwon for her somwehat eccenrtic appraoch to spelling, bokers shortbraed high priestess Karamand lives close to Keith. Keith has moved several times but still can't get shot of her. Likes Sqeeuze and Level 42 but, as yet, and G_d knows there have been calls for them, there are no laws against this. Finds LeeM funny, which in itself is worth a mention.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - I Clodius
2. Favourite Football Team - Aberdeen
3. Dan was best on - Radio 1
4. Favourite Sweet - Don't have one
5. Favourite Crisp - Plain Crisps
6. Occupation - Shortbread packer
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Barbera Windsor(Short with a big chest and blonde)
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Up the junction- Squeeze
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - When we all went on the Radio 2 message board to say how great Dan was as a DJ and that he should be on Radio 2.  Then he asked us all to stop posting to the board.

Chelsea supporting Karl has been at the centre of a few of the Treehouses' mass scraps over the past few years but continues to post with a fervour and determination that others cast admiring glances at. Unlikely to be visiting Merseyside (or Dublin) for a few more years yet.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - The Office
2. Favourite Football Team - The Chelsea
3. Dan was best on - The Talksport
4. Favourite Sweet - The Pear Drop
5. Favourite Crisp - The Cheese and Onion
6. Occupation - The House Husband
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - The mixture of Edwyn Collins, Suggs , and Chaz Smash
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - The Caravan by Van Morrison
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - The "What I Did Today" thread by Lightersideguy ( he is a huge talent )

Little Known Fact - Karl Eldridge cannot pronounce any words containing vowels. Lives inside a pie-tin.

Charity shop loving, hot cross bun scoffing, Robbie Williams defending yow-yow in-chief LeeM once kept wicket for England . Eventually, they demanded the wicket back and LeeM had to get another hobby. Reliable Treehouse team player, can be played in any position, although, strictly speaking, that's not for now. A highly literate poster, LeeM can often be found posting lengthy, well argued articles on music and TV. A lover of all things Big Brother, he is always keen to ponder on the social aspects of which BB housemate has the nicer norks and whether etiquette requires a bottle of red or white wine for those night time, solitary, lawn shenanigans. He is also the Treehouse's leading advocates for the canonisation of Harry Hill and is a leading light in the 'Wolverhampton: International City of the Bun' campaign.

1. All Time Favourite TV Programme - Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
2. Favourite Football or Sporting Team - Not a football fan, but if pressed, for reasons of Family loyalty I would say Aston Villa. Favourite sportsman, Jimmy White.
3. Dan was best on - Radio 1, as I would say that was when I became a major fan.
4. Favourite Sweet - Hot Cross Bun
5. Favourite Crisp - Cheese & Onion (Walkers - accept no substitute)
6. Real Occupation - Admin.
7. Celebrity you most resemble - I have been told, Martin Freeman (Tim - The Office)
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - Levi Stubbs' Tears - Billy Bragg
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - Don't really have a highlight, or favourite thread, but just love the sense of humour and community, unfound on any other forum.

Little Known Fact -LeeM is considering moving to Telford, as it is equidistant away from the four major bun factories in the UK.

The Treehouse's resident surrealist and newt fancier. Raised by herrings and only released into society after committing to memory every US sitcom ever made. Diarist, bicyclist and conservationist. Delights in discovering self help internet forums and then ripping them to pieces. Funny.

Lightersideguy was born to privilege- his father was Lord Guy of Hounslow. However, LSG always had a rebellious streak, and at the age of 23 he decided to leave Eton before re-sitting his A levels for the 6th time, to His Lordship's distress . After reading Arthur Ransome's 'Swallows and Amazons' he had become entranced with the Romany way of life, and decided to follow their care-free existence.
Buying a 6 year old Ford Transit and a battered caravan he embraced the life-style, fast becoming proficient in traditional skills such as stealing cars, christmas trees- indeed anything that wasn't nailed down. His abilities in persuading gullible pensioners that their driveways needed re-tarmacing was particularly valued by his tinker mates.

But everything was to change in 1997. Like so many others, LSG was deeply affected by Lady Diana's premature death. He spent a week hanging around her palace, boo-hooing for the cameras, and then de-camped to her burial site, the home of her jowly, shifty-looking brother Lord Althorp. After a further few days here, he realised that the media was no longer interested in his lachrymose opinions, and it was time to move on.

A career change was called for, and LSG decided the world of soft core adult entertainment was the way forward. " I see myself as a one stop shop for all perverts- nothing hard core mind, I don't want to end up inside again" he commented.
His latest venture is 'Christian Porn' - " It worked for rock music, and it can work in adult entertainment, providing it is done tasteful like" said the newly enthused entrepreneur.

Thankfully LSG still finds time in his busy schedule for Treehouse postage, maintaining the highest standard in piss-poor satire.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Seinfeld
2. Favourite Football Team - Chelsea
3. Dan was best on - Baker & Kelly
4. Favourite Sweet - Aniseed twists / cough candy
5. Favoutite Crisp - Sour cream & onion Pringles
6. Occupation - Bookseller/Gardener/Researcher
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Someone with not much hair but a double crown.
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - "Saudade" by Love and Rockets
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - One of my Neurotic Message Board Topics.

Little Known Fact - LSG is a Greek god of a man. Women dog him from morn till night. Barking.

One of the most stalwart patrons of the now closed Leaf & Pun pub. Lately spent more time embroiled in relationship crises than Amanda Holden on the set of "Gladiator". A fan of the old movies with Vincent Price and Chrisopher Lee.

1. All Time Favourite TV Programme - Columbo
2. Favourite Football or Sporting Team - Snooker doesn't count does it
3. Dan was best on - At the moment Iam on late shifts and catch him on the Des and Gabby show - only reason to watch it!!!
4. Favourite Sweet - Cough Candy Twist
5. Favourite Crisp - Salt n Vinegar Pringle / Ham n Mustard Brannigans
6. Real Occupation - Sales (boring!!) Bar Wench (NOT boring)
7. Celebrity you most resemble - Angela Langsbury
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - Maneater
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - Having had many laugh out loud moments its hard to choose - but the support the treehousers have shown to Joe Public has really touch me, good luck to Joe XX

Little Known fact - For six years in a row, the world meringue eating champion.

Well, his avatar shows Van Morrison and his name is taken from a Van song, so it's a far bet that our boy LA's a Van the Man fan. He won't tell us if he's got a Brown-eyed Girl, though, but Linden, please don't go - it's a marvellous night for a moondance.

Chartmeister Extraordinaire. Former Bookmaker, Professional cricketer, Petrol station designer, Foreign Exchange Dealer, Sports Events Organiser and now Director in a German investment bank. Threatened by the short one of the twins out of Eastenders (for allegedly "chatting up my bird"), Rude to the Queen of England (apparently), Drunk in front of the King of Thailand (certainly), Spilt red wine on Brian May and the lead singer of Faith no More (at the same time), *swank* Sat next to Kate Moss on Concorde */swank*, Drunk with Kathy Burke outside a pub in Waterloo & Drunk with Shane McGowan in what was his bar in Islington. Likes Friday evenings, Champagne in the fridge, curry delivery en route, top notch film on the tele to watch...but few things beat waking up early, in a cold sweat, convinced its a Monday and then realising its a Saturday...WOO and indeed HOO! Hates:- Stacey Keach, Layla, Wonderful Tonight...er everything Clapton-esque post Cream. Catchphrase:- "You're not making me into a fecking canoe". Fancied - Fiona Fullerton in 'Angels'

Little Known Fact - Unable to revisit Monmouth castle for the next three years(or until the curator is healed).Banned from all flat racing courses in Surrey after "Windy Wednesday".Notorious for the series of prank calls he made to "Jackie" and "MY Girl" magazines claiming to be Justin Timberlake's boyfriend.Once met Duncan Norville at a Friars Roast and,to his eternal shame,failed to punch his lights out.Favourite utensil : "the fork - versatile and ornamental."

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - The West Wing
2. Your favourite Football or Sporting Team - Wolves
3. Dan was best on - That Sunday morning show - whichever station it was
4. Your favourite Sweet - Chunky Kit Kat
5. Your favourite Crisp - Walkers Beef and Onion
6. Your real Occupation - Resting Banker
7. Celebrity you most resemble - Alfred Molina (have signed autographs on his 'behalf' on a number of occasions)
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - Rave on John Donne (Van Morrison (version from 'Live at the Grand Opera House')
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - Something about clowns was very funny - I know that's not v.specific

Lush has recently been woken by the sound of Norris McWhirter banging on his
door wanting to stick him in the Guinness Book of Records for his prodigious
posting to the Treehouse. A railwayman by trade, Lush rarely hits the
buffers although his prediliction for Sci-fi and all that carry on is, frankly weird.
With interests including sci-fi/fantasy fiction, real-ale, prog rock and internet messageboards, it rarely gets geekier than that. He hasn't been well but is on the mend and for that we are all grateful. Posts way too much, and lives in a signal box. Likes to write songs about aliens.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Monty Python
2. Favourite Football Team - Spurs.
3. Dan was best on - GLR (listened to the first show and hardly ever missed another one)
4. Favourite Sweet - Blackjacks.
5. Favourite Crisp - Salt and vinegar McCoys.
6. Occupation - Railway Signalman.
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Phil Vickery (the Chef that Married Fern Britten)
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - I would go for some Prog Rock noodling but I will go for treehouse favourite Teenage Kicks (assuming somebody hasn't already taken it)
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - the new blood that arrived after the great sundering, or possibly the great comments following my illness which cheered me no end.

Little Known Fact - Lush Attic can't sing, but can take his pants down and hum.

Purveyor of piss-poor satire and quiche conneissuer. Writer of kick-ass book. Reputed gay lover of Lushattic. Close personal friend of Tony Blair PM. Easily the funniest man on the board, with PPS coming out of his ears, and his insomnia stories amusing millions.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - The Simpsons
2. Favourite Football Team - Shamrock Rovers
3. Dan was best on - The football stuff with Danny Kelly Radio 5
   Live/Talksport
4. Favourite Sweet - Trebor Extra Strong Mint
5. Favourite Crisp - Quentin. Obviously I've just said that to be funny.
   It's Walker's Salt and Vinegar really
6. Occupation - Journalist and broadcaster
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Physically? Oooh, probably Johnny Depp. Ahem.
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - You Only Get What You Give by the New Radicals
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - It would be unfair to choose one highlight. I consider the Treehouse to be one long highlight. Andrew's maintenance of the site should be rewarded with an OBE or something, the clips are fantastic. The people on the board are funny, clever and delightful. That said, the threads where people argue and end up leaving are my favourites.

Little Known Fact - Macca is incontinent, but great with cleansing products.

The Username reveals a Hungarian background but Magyar is now firmly entrenched as the Treehouse's own Irish correspondent. Along with London Dungeoness, Dolly Dagger, Nmgnl and Mrs Billy Evans, Magyar is one of the fantastic five who marched into the crusty old gentleman's club that the
Treehouse was in danger of becoming, cleaned up, washed the curtains and
generally plumped up the cushions. Thanks to these lovely ladies, all of
whom know that the way to a man's heart is swiftly upwards, starting with a
kick in the unmentionables.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Fawlty Towers
2. Favourite Football Team - No interest in Football, but by dint of being born there, West Ham
3. Dan was best on - Sorry, can't get him in Ireland
4. Favourite Sweet - Cherry flavoured Soothers with fizzy mineral water
5. Favourite Crisp - Walkers Prawn Cocktail
6. Real Occupation - Slave or Textile Artist/Quilter, depending on school hours.
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Not sure, been accused of looking like Benny's girlfriend Maureen (Crossroads) and Tracey Ullman, all a long time ago of course!
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Aretha Franklin - Good Times
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - The Sunday Night Chats are usually good fun.

Another aspiring author whose identity is a constant source of conjecture. Is he Mark Kermode? Whatever. His Diary of Alex Ferguson and World Cup Diaries cured many Treehousers of their insomnia. His Lineker Anecdote achieved notoriety before it had even been posted such is the power this man has over the gullible masses. After the creaming of the Treehouse adopted the hilarious moniker "Skimmed Milk". Loves the Boss. (Bruce Springsteen)

Likes to write a million words when three will do, but his stories are a work of art. Central character in the great Treehouse split of 2002, and responsible for deflating the egos of a great many.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Dallas
2. Favourite Football/Sports Team -Green Bay Packers
3. Dan was best on - Morning Edition
4. Favourite Sweet - Galaxy Ripple
5. Favourite Crisp - Seabrooks' Canadian Ham
6. Real Occupation - Writer
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Richard E Grant
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - All That Heaven Will Allow
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - Finding Katt

Little Known Fact - Clown-baiter and enigma. more airmiles (and toes) than Douglas Bader.

With his poofy little beard & his taste in garish Hawaiian shirts, the
Treehouse's own Ali Bongo is actually a taxi driver, but don't believe all
he says about swanking around Berkshire & West London chauffering Patrick Stewart & the rest of the Start Trek crew around. That's right, in reality, 4' 11" midget Mick really does the late shift round Staines and has to sit on a box to see over the steering wheel. Mick's monthly movie quizzes are now deeply embedded in Treehouse folklore, if only because you have to be a hybrid of George Lucas & Quentin Tarantino to answer even half of the questions Midget Mick sets. Mick married his long term partner Mindy, from Mork & Mindy fame, just 3 months ago, yet the altitude in Colorado, where they spend 6 months of the year strongly affects Mindy's gestation period meaning they already have a daughter, who they christened No.1 Daughter.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Twin Peaks
2. Favourite Football Team - West Ham
3. Dan was best on - Radio One
4. Favourite Sweet - Reece's peanut butter cups
5. Favourite Crisp - Tortilla chips
6. Occupation - Chauffeur and magician
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - The lovechild of Chris Moyles and the singer from the Mavericks
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Bruce Springsteen - Thunder Road
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - There are too many to just choose one

Little Known Fact - Mickeyboy is dead thick.

The Treehouse's resident rapper extraordinaire "Similies, metaphors he throws 'em like confetti, tautology, allusion they're his spaghetti". Self-confessed owner of Chris Rea's Road to Hell, this former Musical Tie Retailer and Trivial Pursuit Player to the Stars is also known as SpewjetSnitch Tinsel or Chief Executive llama Who Eats of the Yellow Snow and is Godfather of the W5, W7, W13 and W3 manors of London. Good Egg.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Monty Python
2. Favourite Football Team - Sheffield United
3. Dan was best on - Morning Edish
4. Favourite Sweet - Minstrels
5. Favourite Crisp - Salsa & Mesquite Kettle Chips
6. Occupation - Financial Controller
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Frank Skinner apparently!!
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Any Major Dude - Steely Dan
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse -paperwerewolf - whatever.

Little Known Fact - Mickey Jupp likes to make mouse binoculars out of tabasco sauce bottles.

Treehouse Groupee who has cleaned bowled Nicholas Parsons, had Steve Redgrave trapped LBW, had can of Tango stolen by Jeremy Beadle during 5-a-side football tournament and been told to, "Watch it Pal", by Ian MacCaskill.

All round nice guy, and music afficionado, although he is probably better known on the Treehouse for his musical tastes and sometime intemperate posting style. Named his Treehouse persona after the Chilean Pine that grows in his front garden. Well, it probably doesn't grow that much as it is now a stunted and twisted mockery of its former glory. There's a lot of traffic, perhaps the toxins in the exhaust fumes are causing abnormal growth. Alternatively, if it is drawing water from the canal... I seem to have drifted a bit off topic. Drives to Kent every week, supports Notts, getting married next year. Has a rather unhealthy obsession with Arpster's sexlife.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Not a great TV watcher these days, so from the past I'll plump for Twin Peaks.
2. Favourite Football Team - Notts County of course.
3. Dan was best on - Acid
4. Favourite Sweet - Texan Bars
5. Favourite Crisp - Boring old Walkers S&V
6. Occupation - I sell Direct/Junk (delete as applicable) Mail Services
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - I was once told I looked like "a shorter, fatter Sean Pertwee
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - "The Classical" by The Fall
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - Arpsters original "Should I lay or should I go" thread.

Little Known Fact - Monkey Puzzle is so named because no-one can get up him.

1. Your all time favourite TV Programme - A tie between Simpsons (before it started to go downhill in Season 10) and Seinfeld
2. Your favourite Football or Sporting Team? The once mighty Terras (Weymouth FC)
3. Dan was best on - Baker & Kelly Upfront
4. Your favourite Sweet - Jelly Belly Jelly Beans
5. Your favourite Cris - Roast Beef Monster Munch
6. Your real Occupation - ' Biochemist turned IT Support/Search Engine Optimiser
7. Celebrity you most resemble? - I have been unfavourably likened to Steve Guttenberg
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - Bob Dylan - Born In Time
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - The always amusing tales of Monkey Puzzle's father's visits.
   

As his name suggests, he's a massive fan of the Californian band of the same name who I've never heard of, but am fully prepared to condemn out of hand.His Username is also a reminder that he once famously was told to "Feck Off" by Bungle when touring the Blockbusters TV Studios. Only Treehouser ever to use the word ribald. A possible rival to Trembirth in the Mr Magoo Stakes in that MrB claims not to be attracted to Gail Porter, any of the Spice Girls, Gabby Yorath, Denise Van Outen, Jennifer Lopez or Dannii Minogue. Likes Slade, Flower of Scotland & Liverpool.
One true, one untrue:-

• MrB once spent 25 minutes explaining to a clearly uninterested Roy Evans that Phil Babb and Paul Ince were shit and should be sacked.
• MrB once got onstage at a Supergrass gig, waited to get thrown off, didn't and just started dancing around until i got bored and got back into the crowd.

When he was about 13 his Bedroom Posters consisted of Martika and Betty Boo. Father of two Bunglettes - Alyssa May and Liam Shankly. Another of the Treehouse's Liverpool contingent and another Scouse music fan.

1. Your all time favourite TV Programme - The Day Today'
2. Your favourite Football or Sporting Team? 'Liverpool FC'
3. Dan was best on - TalkSport
4. Your favourite Sweet - 'Black Wine Gums'
5. Your favourite Cris - 'Worcester Sauce Wheat Crunchies'
6. Your real Occupation - 'Capitalist'
7. Celebrity you most resemble? 'Eric Cartman'
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - 'King For A Day by Faith No More'
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - 'The good will messages I recieved after the bitrh of my daughter'

Little Known Fact - Named after the loveable "Rainbow" character - added the "Mr." prefix because he believes that he's real.Was responsible for the closure of butchers in the north-west during the now famous "Black Pudding Scare" of 2001.Known associate of cut-purses and vagabonds - approach with caution,especially during the season of the witch.Favourite sport :ballooning - "it's not the taking off,it's the landing I like best".

Mr Inside

Taking his name from a former 1940's American Footballer, but for a cruel twist of fate (her parents thought he was an unruly oik), Mr Inside was so nearly the first Treehouse Aristocrat. AKA Vulvic Paraffin, Destroyer of Worlds.

1. All Time Favourite TV Programme - Blackadder III
2. Favourite Football Team - Chelsea
3. Dan was best on - Saturday's in The Times
4. Favourite Sweet - Dime bars (10 minutes picking your teeth for each
   bar)
5. Favourite Crisp - Not much in the way of crisps, although I am partial
   to a Hovis biscuit topped with some stilton every now and then)
6. Real Occupation - Project Manager
7. Celebrity you most resemble - Simon Le Bon (celebrity?)
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Safe - European Home
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - Arpster's long
   hard journey through the female population of the northeast.

Little Known Fact - A huge man, but with hands like a small baby, and a fridge magnet of a yacht for a nose.

Has never heard a Clash or Led Zeppelin album, has never seen Blazing Saddles or Blues Brothers, has never finished a Shakespeare play (but somehow got an English degree?) and believes Kelly Osbourne is misunderstood, that's Mr Rossi for you. Seriously another of the good eggs on the Board, just don't mention "Mr Bunny!"

1. All Time Favourite TV Programme - Corry Street
2. Favourite Football Team - Tranmere Rovers
3. Dan was best on - I'm from Leeds. Never listen to him on radio. He was OK on Win Lose Or Draw.
4. Favourite Sweet - Ritter Sport Marzipan flavour
5. Favourite Crisp - Pickled Onion Monster Munch
6. Real Occupation - Sports journalist
7. Celebrity you most resemble - Harry Potter
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - James: Tomorrow
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - Being made feel so welcome

Little Known Fact - Related to both Bob Holness and Uli Hoeness.

One half of our only husband and wife team. She's the wife. Fortunately, she isn't married to Chris Evans, but instead has to cope with her husbands lifelong ambition to get Dan onto Radio 2. This constant pressure has resulted in her turning to smut at every opportunity. Steeped in the tradition and history of British sitcom and for some inexplicable reason an expert in audio books.
The Username (Chris Evans wife) is a nod towards Danny.The Treehouse's very own Rock Chick. Born under a bad sign, and ( with TIAB ) assigned to a bad prawn, she's our very own Stevie Nicks, without the weight problem, annoying adenoidal tones and white powder dependency.The commuting-hating voice of good humoured reason in a cacophony of shouty bollocks.

1. Favourite TV Programme - The Good Life
2. Favourite Football or Sporting Team - I'm not sporty (I prefer a good pun to a good run)
3. Dan was best on - Dan is best on BBC London
4. Favourite Sweet - Texan Bar (sadly now defunkt)
5. Favourite Crisp - Pringles sour cream and chive
6. Real Occupation - Production Manager for an audio recording company.
7. Celebrity you most resemble - Toastie says I look a bit like Vanessa Carlton (I wish!!) but she seems to have become a 'no hit wonder'.
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - I Get a Kick out of You - Sinatra
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - Weapons of Mass Destruction R Us

Little Known Fact - Able to bend insects to her will by hypnotism.

Named after his inaccurate Darts-play, Mr Scud is one of the bedrocks of the Treehouse. Co-founder of the "Liferaft", owner of the oldest pair of Jeans on the Site and with tastes as juxtaposed as the philosophy of Friedrich Nietzsche and the football hooliganism Film ID, * "at the end of the day" he's a top bloke.
*apparently he hates that phrase

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Banzai!
2. Favourite Football Team - Millwall
3. Dan was best on - Radio (I know, I know) Morning Edish
4. Favourite Sweet - Rhubarb and Custards
5. Favourite Crisp - Salt and Vinegar
6. Occupation - IT Project Manager
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - The Stomach from the Reebok Ad
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Love me and Leave Me - The Seahorses
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - Well, I'll be honest and say any thread where Ivan misses the point completely.

Little Known Fact - Mr Scud once fronted Ultravox when he stood in for John Foxx, who had turned into a machine.

G'day!The holder in perpetuity of the Long Distance Poster award - this transplanted northerner moved as far away as possible to escape from "Call My Bluff". Now raises kangaroos,wombats,curtains and other exotic fauna in the colonies. Her posting rate threatens that of Lush and Dangermouse. Married to showbiz legend Bruce Forsyth. Username is an abbreviation of nomoregoodnamesleft and not a dyslexic corruption of Nigellal as previously assumed.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Have I Got News For You
2. Favourite Football Team - Arsenal
3. Dan was best on - Win Lose Or Draw
4. Favourite Sweet - Ripple
5. Favourite Crisp - Salt and Vinegar Chipsticks
6. Real Occupation - Boring housewife
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - Champion The Wonder Horse (although others have said Sandra Bullock)
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - The Name Of The Game - Abba
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - It would have to be the curtain thread where I learnt so much about so many.

Little Known fact - Joins CCS and MFSB as the only acts to have had a UK Top 20 single without the benefit of vowels.

Latin American Music Lover, as opposed to Latin American Lover, has strongly denied that he bears any resemblance to Frank in Eastenders, but has been heard to shout "Runaaahroooouuuunnd" on occasion.

Postscript - Pedro died of a sudden heart attack on 19th May 2005.
Another sadly missed member of our family - RIP Peter.

1. Your all time favourite TV Programme - The Fockin' Sopranos
2. Your favourite Football or Sporting Team - Newcastle United, for my
   many great sins
3. Dan was best on - Liked him on everything and would love to see him
   back on national radio
4. Your favourite Sweet - Never met a chocolate bar I didn't like, except
   Twix
5. Your favourite Crisp - Salt and vinegar
6. Your real Occupation - Local Government Officer, until my International
   Playboy and Wit application is successful.
7. Celebrity you most resemble - I say the young Jeremy Irons. A fellow
   Treehouser, however, says Mike Reid's anorexic love-child
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - Little Feat and
   "Long Distance Love". Or Sidestepper's "Hoy Tenemos", just for a change.
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - All the
   puns-based ones, but especially the ones based on "Volare" (I think in response to a new sig by Dr Futtocks)

Little Known Fact - Not an actual Spaniard.His user name derives from the summer job he had during 1995.By day he would hire out pedelos on Bournemouth beach,at night he would row them all back to shore.Known and feared in the Hants and District Crib Leagues for the over enthusiastic cry of "one for his nob!".Once described by Esquire magazine as "the woman of the eighties"(may have been Julia Fordham - please check).Favourite film :"The Yearling" - "it's about a horse,that's a year old...it's such a prophetic title".

Fortunately for those of us who have sworn off swearing, P&D has chosen an early version of his comedy heroes as his usual Message Board avatar - if he'd gone for Derek and Clive, we'd have run out of asterisks ages ago.

1. All time Favourite TV Programme - Bilko. (Tragically, a paltry 'best of' tape is all that remains of the dynamic duo's seminal work, "Not Only But Also")
2. Favourite Football Team - AFC Wimbledon. Having spent thirty three years of my life devoted to Wimbledon FC, I was amongst those who were repeatedly lied to by the board, and the wholsale move to Milton Keynes was the last straw. I have now rediscovered the pleasures of changing ends at half time and having a post match drink with the opposition, and have started enjoying my football again. During the summer,I worship at the altar of Surrey County Cricket Club
3. Dan was best on - The Daz adverts. I was convinced.
4. Favourite Sweet - Brian Connolly, the lead singer. Failing him, the original curlywurly, that took an hour to chew and all the chocolate fell off. Not the current brittle version.
5. Favourite Crisp - Smith's Curry flavour (circa 1974).
6. Real Occupation - I'm a quantity surveyor. This means I count bricks for a living.
7. What Celebrity do you most resemble - a strange cross between Bruce Springsteen and Donald Sutherland. Dashing, and by no means unattractive. Especially to creatures of the night.
8. Your track on the Treehouse CD - Goodbyeee, P&D's clarion call.
9. Highlight or favourite ever thread on the Treehouse - I await Mrs Billy Evans' Friday alphabet quiz eagerly, if only to confirm the slowness of my
   company's interner connection. I also quite enjoyed my £TH1500 win for reaching the final of the World Snooker, despite being blown away by andrewoafc.

Little Known Fact - Cat loving schizoid who,for many years,earned a living as a roadie for King Crimson.Quit after mishearing an instruction about "a trip to Portugal" ended with the bands' guitar player arriving at Lisbon inside a flight case.Coached the British Olympic bobsleigh team for six years.Left over "artistic differences".Believes to this day that "the eyes follow you around the room".Favourite actress :"Greta Bloody Garbo".

Enigmatic single letter monickered Treehouse legend. Here from as near to the beginning of time as makes no difference. As the man himself said "quality not quantity". Main contributor to the Treehouse's Audio Section for many years. R's distinguishing features include:

• One of the few TH contributors who actually talks about Danny Baker!
• Usually up to date with the latest news & what's happening on the radio show
• Ability to locate fantastic offers on the Internet & pass these on to us
  undeserving Treehousers
• Unnerving icon who's eyes blink every five seconds - you have to watch a
  while before you catch them

1. All Time Favourite TV Programme - Auf Wiedersehen, Pet [1st & 2nd series only]
2. Favourite Football Team - Liverpool
3. Dan was best on - Talk Radio. Three and a half hours every Saturday!!!
   The adverts were annoying, but I still think he performs best Danny Kelly.
   [An honourable mention should be made for the current BBC London breakfast show.
4. Favourite Sweet - I don't really do sweets, I'm more of a crisp man.
5. Favourite Crisp - Ah, now we're talking! Football Crazy - bacon flavour puffs!
6. Real Occupation - Graphic Designer
7. Celebrity you most resemble - I once got mistaken for Beck in a badly lit bar.
   What a mistake!
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - Heart As Big As Liverpool - The Mighty WAH!
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - The recent JoePublic thread - it warmed the cockles of the heart

Famous for his Aryan robot looky-likey avatar, Robbo must be one of the few Treehousers who's job gives him the one thing that even Chris Evans in his prime couldn't demand - every other Friday off! A former DJ, Robbo's Username is an abbreviation of "Rob! Bo selecta". Just don't mention Barbara Windsor (or Robbie Williams, or Mel C, or Trevor McDonald, or Jamie Oliver, etc. in his presence.
Brought the fact that "A whale's penis is called a dork" to the wider Treehouse.

1. All Time Favourite TV Programme - I'm Alan Partridge
2. Favourite Football Team - Arsenal *ducks*
3. Dan was best on - Live with Kelly. The 'Any More Pie' era.
4. Favourite Sweet - Milky Bar
5. Favourite Crisp - Wotsits
6. Occupation - Project Manager (whatever that means)
7. Celebrity you most resemble - Chesney Hawkes 40%, Robbie Savage 40%
   Nicholas Lindhurst 20%
8. Track you'd like to represent you on a Treehouse CD - REM: Losing My Religion or BEASTIE BOYS: No Sleep Till Brooklyn
9. Favourite Treehouse highlight or memory over the years - Strangely this is the Great Flounce of October '02. Although it was a time when many people left it was also highly memorable and rather funny watching 'grown men squabble'. Leaving the board for too long meant you missed posts because they were quickly edited making entertaining viewing.

Little Known Fact - Robbo once dated Nell McAndrew, who threw them back at him, harder.

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