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NEWSLETTER (2)

Ahoy hoy again and welcome to the second newsletter for members of the Internet Treehouse where we bring you up to date on what's happening on our little hard corner of the Infobahn.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE WELCOME:

The roll call of those who have climbed the rope ladder and risen from the ranks of "New Kid In Town" since 1st April '03 are:

Chess Peace,
MStipe,
stouffa,
Delnaja,
Nigelwyn,
Mc_Uzi,
Mash,
Moriarty,
rhinoneil,
RedAdam,
Russ,
CosmoDibbs,
SPT,
Rose_Selavy,
Brian_Little,
Pam,
DickEmery,
Jerry,
Redbull,
buck_rogers,
Sexyreadhead,
Godfather,
JackCarter,

Watty,
martin1tcf,
Rufus_T,
Rockdad,
Lark_on_wing,
kompressaur,
MarkOD,
Bulstrode,
Titos_Leg,
Ivan,
tootallulah,
God,
Satan,
Virgin Mary,
ASBURYJUKE,
Arfur_Bucket,
SosejKnotter,
Wyman,
ArthurAskey,
SofiaCouch,
Some_Carers,
nmgnl,
gnomicide,

thestooge,
Dave1000,
Little_Brian,
CaptainBlack,
Mudshark,
Prince,
Steve S,
bluebeak,
Troy III,
Wendy,
Mike,
Vic_Perkins,
Ron_Bacardi,
coemgen
Julie_Morley
Righ
Hooded_Claw
theboydave
penrod
Bill_Igerent
Magyar



GONNA CLIMB A MOUNTAIN:

Treehouse Moderator "Troubleshooter" has produced some statistics on the posting rates of Treehousers old and new.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

Since April '03 we've added over forty audio clips to the Site for your pleasure. Among the highlights were: -

Vic Reeves on the farm (video)
A dog who does handstands
Best of David Kuo
Johnny Ball talks Science
Eleven Year old Poetry
Insulted by Van Morrison
Roxy Music's Phil Manzanera
The Show's own Undertaker
Nervous about meeting a Footballer
An exam for Referees

THE TREEHOUSE WHO'S WHO

Whether you're just in through the Treehouse door or have been a fixture here since the year dot, I'm sure at some stage you must have wondered just who the hell are your fellow obsessives?

Well wonder no more because here's the definitive guide to your fellow man (and woman) on the TH Forum.

With so many Posters to the Board, unfortunately we couldn't include everyone in our inaugral Who's Who entry. So for this issue we picked all users over 500 posts at our cut-off date. As the updates continue eventually all Treehouse life will be encapsulated in the guide.

THE TREEHOUSE WHO'S WHO (MARCUS-STYLE)

Treehouse stalwart Marcus with his own unique spin on our Who's Who.


FLOATING ONE OFF
The potted history of the Treehouse Life Raft

Picture this: One Monday morning in October Mr. Scud arrives at his workplace to find that the Treehouse message board had disappeared from view. Gone and nowhere to be found. A quick chat over the instant messaging suggests that something had happened over the weekend that few where privy to. Without dragging up the history again the board had been closed due to a series of flounces and the associated sniping that goes along with this. Webs had had it with all this and called it a day.

I felt lonely. All the people that had brought much needed humour and irreverence to my working day had been dispersed to the ethereal winds of the Internet. These were the people that caused the replacement of two tea sprayed keyboards and numerous occasions of monitor cleaning. I felt lonelier.

Next stop BBC LDN's Message Board. There's bound to be a few people there that I know. I left a cryptic message hoping to get round the moderators who had been trained at the Joseph Stalin School of free speech. From this message a few emails trickled in to my inbox and from that it was clear on what had happened. Email conversations continued and the route was clear. We had to get a message board, email is fine by we where all used to the ebb and flow of the threads.

I was a member of another MSN message board, and having tried to launch a life raft on another system MSN seemed the best bet. So the good ship Treehouse was floated. More and more people swam up and got onboard. As more people joined email flares were launched. More people swam up. Webs joined us and explained the situation. He was feeling let down by those he trusted and was not going to be let down again. Being the Treehouse crowd we all tried to keep the humour up whilst drifting along on the Internet. Captain Webs would pop down from the Crow's nest to make sure all was well. Lord Barrold Chucklesmeer and Fender steered the ship on a true path, avoiding the rocks and guiding us to the Promised Land, The Treehouse.

We'd been at sea for a long time by now, all dozing in the sun when a shout came from above. "Treehouse Ahoyhoy!" Could this be true? Was the Treehouse indeed in sight? On the 2nd of November 2002 we waded ashore, blinking in the light. The Treehouse was back back back. The life raft was moored up but not sunk.

The life raft is still moored to this day. Sometimes we use it in case of emergency. But I think I speak for the others when I say I hope never to use it again for it's original purpose.

DANNY BAKER UNPLUGGED

Danny interviewed for the Trade Press.

THE FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT, I'VE GOTTA WEAR SHADES:

Coming soon to a Treehouse near you:-

Pass the Baker Baton
Work is continuing on providing a semi-regular aural update of Danny's most recent shows. For more information please see here.

The Treehouse Shop
Get your limited edition Treehouse T Shirt here (soon)
All money ploughed back into the Site.

The ability to upload attachments to the Treehouse Message Board
Does just what it says on the tin.

The Best of Baker and Kelly Volumes 1 - 3
Thanks to Treehouse stalwart "R" (who already generously provides the raw material for the BBC LDN updates) the Treehouse will shortly be unveiling three exclusive B&K compilations on CD.

SALUTE THE LEGEND

There are moments in human history that will live in the minds of those
that witnessed them forever - Everest conquered, Bannister's sub four-minute
mile, Armstrong on the moon and Cliff winning Eurovision.
All these acts of single handed achievement, epoch making as they may be,pale
into distant insignificance compared to the milestone shattering of a simple
northern lad who, in July 2003,became the first person ever to pass the
previously unattainable mark of 5000 posts to the Internet Treehouse Forum.
In years to come, whenever Cat Deeley, Stuart Maconie and Gina Yashere meet to
discuss, for a small fee, why "they heart 2003",only one name will be on their
lips. Ladies and gentlemen, charge your glasses, stand and salute the legend that is AndrewOAFC.

AND IN CONCLUSION

Thanks again for taking the time to read this newletter.Your reactions, reflections and good natured abuse would be welcome. Any contributions for the next issue would also be gladly received at this address.

The Treehouse remains free to use and open to everyone. The messageboard is the heartbeat of the place, if you visit frequently but have yet to post drop into any thread and say "hi!" soon. Once that tricky first post is out the way it becomes habit forming. If you're a regular poster already, well the race is on to be the first to 10,000 posts. An honour surely worth pursuing.
Thank you all for your continued support and enthusiasim, only through your involvement and sheer brilliance can the Treehouse continue to prosper and grow. A very sincere "thank you" to you all.


Many thanks to all the Moderators and especially AndyF for his assistance in helping to put this together.

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