How many current Premier league players would you say
you've done the dirty deed with?
Have you ever "scored" with an English International
player? If so any clues? Obviously a photograph is out,
but which celebrity in the limelight would you say you
Apart from Footballers, have you ever "succomb"
to the charms of any well known celebs..........again
Following out of ten please for potential shagability?
I have encounted about 9 premier league players to date..no
England internationals I don't think, but certanily
Scotland and Wales!
It is very hard to for me to say who I look like, so
I asked a few friends, and they told me Martine McCutcheon,
Cher, Danny Minogue, Angelina Jolie!!! make of that
what you will!
Yes there have been a few 'non footballers' I am ashamed
to say, just before I left England I spent a horrible,
boring night with a member of a very famous boy band!
On that shagability list, I would only look twice at
Jap Staam, as I have heard some seriously impressive
things about him!
Did she find playing football less than 24 hours before
sex affected a players performance?
Sex just before a game does affect them sometimes, it
depends on how long they have had to recover in-between
incidents...beau 3 played really crap after the coach
A mate of mine works at a Living Well health club near
to Filbert St. that Robbie Savage and a young lady-that
isn't his girlfriend frequented before last Christmas,
though whether that was Joanne or not I do not know...?
Ah the Living Well Health Club, I remember it well!!!!!
Jo hope you're keeping okay. I originally hail from
Dundee , from whence "Beau 4" descended -
and his ferocity is legendary . He allegedly headbutted
someone who disputed his eligibility to walk straight
to the front of the queue for a taxi. He also started
a fight with a guy who was on crutches with his leg
in plaster . Heaven only knows what he did to poor you!
Dear Euan....can't comment, but have you ever noticed
how he always has a nice new waistcoat on when he attends
(Apart from Danny Baker) Fave radio show when in the
Apart from the Dans my fave radio show is (or should
I say was) Round The Horn from the sixties with Kenneth
Williams..I have them all on tape!
Fave Porn Star?
Jeff Striker (Helen has his plaster cast penis!) and
Tabetha Cash who is gorgeous and yes I would!
If there is a God, would they wear (a) sandals (b) Doc
Martins (c) Bright red girlie shoes with six inch heels?
If there is a God he is a she and she would wear plastic
white knee length boots...my personal choice as well!
If forced, who would you have a drink with (a)Glen Hoddle
(b)David Mellor (c)Ken Bates, and how many pints would
it take before you hit them?
I really wouldn't like to have a drink with Hoddle,
Mellor or Bates but I would hit Ken Bates even before
I sat down for being so bearded!
If you were voted into power in the next election what
would be the first law you pass?
My first law if I were in power would be that I was
made manager of the English Football team and me and
my friends would pick them on looks and performance
alone, and I would also make it illegal for David Mellor
to ever go on radio again.
You bump into Danny Baker in the street, what is the
first thing you say to him?
If I saw Danny Baker in the street the first thing I
would say is "psst..wanna see some polaroids?"
Who will be the next Beatle to snuff it?
Cannot answer the Beatle question as I love them so
much I cannot think about loosing another one!
Last CD you bought?
Last C.D I bought ( Shane bought it for me actually!)
was Mad Season by Matchbox 20
What are the Football teams you love to HATE?
I love to hate Derby...it's just in the blood I guess!
Belly Button-sticky out or sticky in?
My belly button is sticky in!
What's your all time favourite joke?
My favourite joke was something I once heard about Danny
Kelly and a talking groin!
What was your favourite school lunch?
Fave school lunch was sticky toffee pudding
What's your favourite Soup?
Fave soup is vegetable
What's your favourite sandwich?
Fave sandwich is vegimite
What's your favourite crisp?
Fave crisp is salt & vinegar
What's your favourite pie?
Fave pie is...spinach and ricotta cheese ( an Australian
So who were the Footballers and Managers involved?
Well obviously Joanne wouldn't say but we've our own
Beau One - Simon Grayson
Beau Two - Steve Walsh
Beau Three - Robbie Savahe
Beau Four - Duncan Ferguson
Manager 1 - Brian Little
Manager 2 - Walter Smith