THE FAIRGROUND PEOPLE
I also found about £50 in a Fairground one day. There
were four of us and we thought that's about £12.50 each
or something…..and one of the people with us - you know
"Honest John" who was with us, said we should give
it to the fairground people.
- MAD LAUGHTER AND CLAPPING FROM DANNY -
…….because they'll try and find the person who
it belongs to and his girlfriend made him refuse to take part
in the share. "No we're not having any of that money
you know, take it to the Fair People".
"Hey!" so you go up to Louis on the dodgems…..Louis's
chewing the end of a match.
(DANNY IN A KID'S VOICE) - "Excuse me, I just found
this £50 over there. Could you see it gets…….."
"Heh!, give it hear kid. Check back here in an hours
time"......….and you check back in an hour….
"Hey! I found the guy, a small guy with a beard called
Emperor Toot, I gave it to him".
So you gave it to the Carnival People. Boy that's one of
the most wonderful……….That's restored my faith
in you Dr Rob, because I know you were an innocent kid who
whenever you found money, you didn't take it to the Police,
you didn't resort to advertising in local windows, you did
the only sensible thing. You passed it out to the Carnival
People.
……."and of course kids, if we can pass one
message on this morning. If we can just pass on one message
this morning, then keep this tune in mind okay.."
- CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING -
….If you find money rest assured, never mind Interpol,
the only way you can really reunite lost things with their
owners is through the good people in the Circus Trade".
"….and kids, if you can't find a circus trade member,
any unshaven guy with a tattoo will do!"
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