FUNNY FOREIGN FOOTBALL NAMES
And just going straight on from that, this is a fella who
has dug up
.never mind Germany and
the current German League, this is a list of players from
my 1987/88 European Football Handbook.
Are they filthy?
No they're not.
Well Racing Club in Paris have a Goalkeeper called Murray
Creamou, I'm just going to go through the best of these:
Rolaf Jan Tictac from AZ Alkmaar,
Of course Pablo Plak,
And of course Gerry Slagboom,
And of course Marcel Peebow,
And of course Kenneth Plomp,
And of course Flitorio Vega Yoyo
And of course Florin Pop,
And any reminders that The Young Boys of Berne play in the
You never said Terry Pista
This was an anonymous person who sent a list of great players
currently playing in Belgium, Luxembourg and Holland and I
shall do them in no order. We'll start first with some Belgium
Meeko Van Der Donk,
Bas Der Roover,
Brian Flys! Always hanging around Crapper isn't he Flys?
bring them all down, this top five-a-side
team and substitute:
And meanwhile over in Holland, some say Netherlands, we present
the following squad of players:
Geoffrey Van Ass,
And in the Luxembourg National Side it's very possible for
Nico Fonk to pass to Ralph Bunk. This could happen if there
was a Lowlands team: Guus finds Van Der Donk, looks for Funk
finds Bunk, Plug, Pronk, Pronk holds onto it, finds Wiggers
then Smith, finds Playfair, Knock, Smack, Playfair, Smith,
This is the best, Plugboere as you say, Lemons and Guus,
Flys and Crapper. Not just funny, these have got to be great
to say. My favourite there is Frankie Shank, Norbert Pronk.
Tonga and Samoa, okay these are real teams from Tonga and
Samoa. This is from our own correspondent Terry Libberapullapuss.
Okay, of course the Minje brothers are in here, they beat
Mount Hargin Panthers. No! Mount Hargin Panthers defeated
the Minje Brothers 26-16, okay there's one.
In the Tonga League, Hopfolla beat The Puke Turtles, P-U-K-E
Oh No! Oh Wow! Okay in the Samoa League, we are proud to
..,okay lets go through it.
In the E.L.F. Sub-League the Champions have been The Surveyor
Spiders. In the L.P.S. Sub-League the Champions have been
The Akea Barracudas and in the Alopecia Sub-League the Champions
are The Micalatee Sewer Side.
So they'd be The Puke Turtles, The Micalatee Sewer Sides
and there's every chance when the draw is made they'll be
visiting The Minje Brothers.
We've had a couple, Gerry De Jong who I think we've had before.
Sam De Bosker who we've certainly had. Arno Dis Zwim and that's
.Jan Gassbeek he plays in Belgium. Stefan Steur
But I've got to be careful here because even people who work
for the Station think we shouldn't say some of the stuff we
do. I don't know why, this is funny. This is good, listen
to this. Now we've got to be extremely careful here. We don't
say it because it's rude. We just say it because it's a great
name to say.
.. his name's Frank, okay so that's his first name.
Now his second name is A-
..Listen now, pay
attention, stop them talking in the back of the car because
you'll remember this forever. Hi first name's Frank and his
second name is A-W-A-N-K-A. His name is Frank Awanka. There
..no I can't even say that because anyway
I say it it's just filthy, but there's Tom Cack.