"ONE SALIENT POINT HERE RUSSELL, DO YOU LIVE ALONE?"
Russell, What's the answer to
the Rocky question.....In terms of won or lost from Rocky's
point of view, how did they go?
Okay, in the first Rocky
movie he fought Apollo Creed played by Carl Weathers.
NO! (Dan interrupting), Just
won it or lost it. Brevity, brevity, always brevity. Was it
won or lost?
In Rocky 2, he fought Apollo
Creed again and won.
So, lost, won.
In Rocky 3 there's actually
two fights. He fights Mr T. in the first fight and loses and
regains the Championship in the second fight at the end of
Right okay, so we've got lost,
won, lost, won.
In Rocky 4, he fights Dolph
Lundgren and wins.
Lost, won, lost, won, won - upsetting
the true and false balance there.
And at the end of Rocky 5
although not in a boxing ring, he fights Tommy Morrisson and
What do you mean it's not in a
It's a street fight.
He's a street fighter! - Has he
actually gone into kick boxing and stuff like that?
There's a little kicking in
And he wins it does he?
Yeah, knocks him against a
You know they were making Rocky
6 and the Director stopped it in the third round? - Oh okay!
How do you know so much about Rocky films?
Because I've seen them all.
You've seen them all? A fan of
Not really, I just like violent
Just give him back there, because
they got rid of you when they thought you were a lunatic seeking
out gun shops. What is the most violent film you've ever seen
in your violent opinion?
There was a Martial Arts movie
which I saw a few weeks back which had pretty graphic fight
scenes in called Dragon Cop.
What is the metre here? What do
you say is graphic?
The amount of blood that comes
out on screen
there's actually people beating each
other. You get some of these martial arts films and if you
actually hit somebody, with the sounds they got, you'd probably
end up breaking your fist and knocking their head off.
I'm one of the few people who
still doesn't have a cheat for Mortal Kombat.
Oh, I've completed Mortal
Kombat and StreetFighter 2 anyway.
What's the cheat so you can see
On the option screen, where
you have the scroll left and right hand side, press down,
Down, up, left, left, across,
which spells dullard
Dullard! Ha Ha
A white box appears at the
bottom saying cheat enabled, were you can do all sorts of
things, turn the blood on, knock your opponents energy down
Just one last salient question
Do you live alone?
..well I live in
a shared house.
Mmm! Going on to the next caller
is Alan. Where are you Alan?.......I guarantee in five years
time, he's going to be dressed in kind of camouflage stuff
walking round the town waving a pistol, you watch...