THE EXODUS (SHORT VERSION)
"Once upon a time,in a land far far away, in the kingdom
of Treehouseland, there lived a friendly, contented band of
people, who laughed all day long.The King of the Land was
a quiet pleasant soul who ruled his people with a gentle hand,
as he believed that they were intelligent and bright enough
to sort out any problems they may have on their own.
This worked very well for a long time, and everyone in the
kingdom was jolly.
As a result, they should have all lived happily ever after.
or two of the king's subjects decided that the system that
had served them
so well for so long was in fact a bag of s*@t, and they decided
to steal some
of the king's subjects away with talk of a new golden land
was wonderful and the sun always shone.
They did this quietly of course, so as not to be thought of
as untrustworthy in any way,and even said that they would
still come to visit their old friends in treehouseland.They
didn't even tell the King what they were up to, even though
they had enjoyed the fruits of his labours for a long time.
Apparently, they saw nothing wrong or underhand in this, which
just goes to show that even in fairy tales, there are some
right b@s***ds knocking about.
Anyhow, off they buggered to a new land, where you couldn't
in like in the old days, but you had to be thoroughly checked
at the gate by
the pointy nose guards who,if they took a dislike to you,told
you to sling
your hook.. Amazingly, they thought this was a good thing.
Dopes. They may still
be there. No one knows, as they were never heard of again.